Monday, March 23, 2009

DUMB BITCHES who insist on Self-Publishing!!

This rant is courtesy of one of my faithful and wonderful readers..

Okay.. This applies to both men & women!!

Self-Publishing can be a wonderful thing.. And I commend anyone who has done it or is trying to do it!!

BUT.. this is where the DUMB BITCH shit comes in.. Just because you have a great idea, and or concept for a book.. Doesn't necessarily make you the worlds greatest writer!! If you are going to self-publish.. You still NEED an EDITOR!! You still NEED a PR person/firm!! YOU CAN NOT do EVERYTHING YOURSELF you DUMB BITCH!! Because even if the content of your book is wonderful, and the story is great.. Your readers will not be able to read pass the FACT that the author is a DUMB IGNORANT BITCH with absolutely NO business savvy!! Do your research, find out exactly what the business entails.. What is and isn't appropriate for a book signing/release party.. Let me clue your simple DUMB ASS in on something.. Buying Punch from your local $1.00 store IS NOT FUCKING APPROPRIATE!! You want people to come out and support you and that is how you show them your gratitude.. By serving $1.00 Punch and ham sandwiches??? BITCH are you serious?? What kind of fucktard are you??? Another no, no. you DUMB BITCH.. Why the fuck would you allow other vendors to come to your party and sell shit that is totally unrelated to your book?? All you're doing is taking the focus off of you and your book and placing it else where.. But then again considering the fucked up ass grammar in your book.. perhaps those were your intentions?? Hmm it would make sense ;o/

Bottom line you DUMB BITCH.. Find yourself an EDITOR, Find yourself a reputable PR person/firm and more importantly FIND A FUCKING CLUE YOU DUMB IGNORANT BITCH!! Oh and that thank you e-mail??Bitch have you ever heard of the term SPELL CHECK??? Look it up and apply it please!! B. Swangin Webster.. I'm talking to you.. YOU DUMB BITCH!! That bullshit as signing party was unprofessional and a bit offensive to your "supporters"!!

Get your shit together you sloppy, ignorant.. DUMB ASS BITCH!!


xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

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