Monday, November 2, 2009

The MsSosick and MsNdependent VALENTINES DAY GETAWAY!!

Join us for the 1st Annual MsSoSick and MsNdependent VALENTINES DAY GETAWAY and Ski Trip!!

DATE: Friday, February 12th- Sunday, February14th
DESTINATION: THE CAMBRIDGE HYATT REGENCY in CAMBRIDGE, MA
PRICE per person: $370pp Double Occupancy
$360pp Triple Occupancy
$330pp Quad Occupancy

ATTRACTIONS: MAINO & FABOLOUS PERFORM!!! OPEN TOP SHELF BAR!! Comedy Show, Pajama Party, Splash Party, Karaoke Party, Outlet Shopping, Roller Skating, Bowling, Casino, Dating Games, and Skiing OF COURSE + SO MUCH MORE!!!

THE BUS DEPARTS FROM THE CORNER OF... FLATBUSH AVENUE EXT & DEKALB AVENUE IN BROOKLYN, NY @6PM SHARP ON FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12TH!!

PAYMENT PLAN!!!

1st Deposit of $100 is DUE November 15th
2nd Deposit of $100 is DUE December 15th
BALANCE DUE January 12th!!


To RESERVE YOUR ROOM.. Email MsSoSick@aim.com

Kisses Bitches... I'll see you on the slopes!!!
MsSoSick

Thursday, October 29, 2009

TODAYS SHOW IF YOU MISSED IT!

If you missed MY INTERVIEW with Julito aka J. Bryce aka NAMOND of THE WIRE and Grafh FORMERLY SIGNED TO Sony and Roc-A-Fella RECORDS.. NOW SIGNED TO Koch RECORDS.. Catch it RIGHT HERE ===> http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2447957 AUDIO ONLY!!!

EACH AND EVERY THURSDAY.. on http://dtfradio.com/ 2-4PM EST

It's Bitch About It with MsSoSick FEATURING MsNdependent and DJ Johnny Han$um!!!

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Friday, October 23, 2009

Check Out Bitch About It with MsSoSick on DTF RADIO @ THE LINK BELOW

Hey All...

If you have yet to catch me LIVE ON AIR.. Check Out the Link Below!!!

It's Bitch About It with MsSoSick FEATURING MsNdependent and DJ Johnny Han$um on
http://www.dtfradio.com/ It AIRS EVERY THURSDAY 2-4PM EST!!

This is this weeks show King Keino {{Of the TEABAG BOYS}} is IN THE BUILDING, while DJ SELF of Power 105.1 in NY, and Newz of Murder Inc CALL IN!! Enjoy and I would love any feedback!!!

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2402551

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Monday, September 28, 2009

LAVISH LIFESTYLE AFTER WORK THURSDAYS.. RETURNS & IS NOW @ ROCKWELL'S!!



SAVE THE DATE... THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1ST!!
YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO...
THE RELOCATION CELEBRATION OF LAVISH LIFESTYLE AFTER WORK THURSDAYS & THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTY FOR BITCH ABOUT IT with MsSoSick FEATURING SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and Young Heat DJ Johnny Han$um!!
WHICH PREMIERES ON http://dtfradio.com/ on THURSDAY OCTOBER 1st, FROM 2-4pm SO TUNE IN BITCHES!! I'll be interviewing CELEBRITY COMEDIAN A.G. WHITE as seen on Martin Lawrence's 1st Amendment Stand Up on STARZ and The CEO of P-DASH Ent. as seen on YouTube with OVER 200,000 VIEWS!!!
THEN JOIN US RIGHT AFTER FOR THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTY!


LOCATION: {{BROOKLYN'S HOT SPOT}}.. ROCKWELL'S!! LOCATED AT
31 ROCKWELL PLACE BET. FULTON ST. & DEKALB AVE. ((IN BROOKLYN))!!

DOORS OPEN @ 5PM SHARP
THERE'S NO DOOR COVER & ENJOY DRINK/FOOD SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG!!

Kisses Bitches!! I hope to see you ALL on the Dance Floor

MsSoSick

Sunday, September 27, 2009

DUMB BITCHES THAT YEARN TO BE MORE THAN THEY ARE OR WILL EVER BE.. YEAH NAKIA I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!


I know some of you MUST be saying.. DAMN 2 NEW POSTS in 1 DAY? Well when it rains it pours.. And It is POURING DUMB BITCHES in NY TODAY!!

So basically this DUMB BITCH NAKIA who hails from OHIO thinks that it is a good idea to carry on an ADULT CONVERSATION... with a CHILD!!

How the FUCK do you justify telling a child that "Your Mommy & Daddy aren't ever getting back together" BITCH are you some kind of FUCKTARD?!? Have YOU LOST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIND??? What THE FUCK makes you "THINK" with that fuckin pea brain of yours that you know what the FUCK is going on between 2 adults WHEN YOU ARE NOT 1 OF THEM!!

You pissed out that KEEP A NIGGA Baby (Please see past posts) and moved his ass across country in an attempt to keep him.. BUT BITCH YOU'RE GETTING READY TO LOSE HIM ANY MOTHERFUCKING WAY!!

Word on the streets is that he fucked AT LEAST 2 OTHER Bitches at YOUR BABY SHOWER!!! LMAO @ Your DUMB BITCH ASS because the JOKE is most certainly on you!!

The next time you want to discuss ADULT BUSINESS call an ADULT because addressing a child with your dimwit concerns DOESN'Y MAKE YOU GANGSTA it makes you exactly what you are.. A DUMB BITCH!! Nothing more & Nothing less.. In fact we hear he's thinking about taking a PATERNITY TEST for that little critter you pissed out... Better HOPE you don't have a Maury moment.. Because if he smacked that ass before.. LMAO I'm AFRAID TO KNOW he'll have in store for that ass NEXT!

What you did is CONSIDERED CHILD ABUSE & TORTURE... Do you hear that knock on the door... It's CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.. I think they have a few questions for FOR YOU BITCH!

Do the world a FAVOR and #KillYoSelf PLEASE

Code 11 DUMB BITCH DOWN

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Let me tell you a Lil Story about a DUMB BITCH that goes by the NAME of Shelly Shell from QUEENS!

Hey All..

I know as per usual I've been MIA but I've been extremely BUSY.. My Radio Show Launches THIS WEEK **Applause Applause** check it out THIS THURSDAY ON
http://dtfradio.com/ FROM 2-4PM! Bitch About It with MsSoSick FEATURING SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and DJ Johnnh Han$um!! I'll be interviewing Celebrity Comedian A.G. White and The CEO of P-DASH Ent.

Anywho back to this DUMB BITCH Shelly Shell from Queens!

Apparently this DUMB BITCH is dating Some STUPID STALKER MOTHERFUCKER who's been trying to Holla at my Surrogate Lil Sister right.. Now.. My Lil Sis has REPEATEDLY EXPRESSED to the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell that she's NOT EVEN FUCKIN with the Stalker Ass Nigga and HAS NO INTENTIONS on ever doing so.. But this DUMB ASS BITCH Shelly Shell TRUE TO DUMB BITCH form just doesn't seem to get it.. So what does she start doing.. What every DUMB BITCH DOES.. she starts harassing my Lil Sis.. Calling her phone and breathing into it like a fuckin SEX OFFENDER fresh out of jail.. BUT NOT SAYING A DAMN THING.. LMAO Guess the DUMB BITCH is listening for clues that her "MAN" is there? I don't know.. I never really understood why DUMB BITCHES do what they do so whatever!

Now the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell BREAKS INTO HER MANS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT... LMAO and changes his status in a manner that attacks and offends My Lil Sis.. 1st MISTAKE! I am sick and tired of telling you DUMB BITCHES that any acts of aggression will be met head on! EVEN IF you do it UNDER THE GUISE OF SOMEONE ELSE.. BITCH WE SEE YOU!! So now she's forced My Lil Sis to come out SWINGING.. And I don't know about YOU but Me and Mine FIGHT DIRTY!

So now The DUMB BITCH True to form as usual has gone into hiding and hasn't said anything further.. LMAO.. But the funniest part is that My Lil Sis CHECKED THAT ASS 1st! She posted The STALKERS Pin # Up on Facebook and told the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell to check his INBOX.. Because apparently this STUPID ASS NIGGA been trying to Holla at my Lil Sis through private Facebook messages.. LMAO How fucking LAME is he?? That Fucking Lame!! BUT this DUMB BITCH thinks someone wants him?? BITCH.. I ASSURE YOU THAT ONLY YOU WANT HIS PATHETIC GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS! A Lady as FLY and as CLASSY as My Lil Sis couldn't even be paid to give his LAME WACK ASS the time of day...

Bitch you are weak and wack.. We're never hiding or ducking dames.. Y'all know just where to find us.. BUT the only time we see you is on Facebook.. So listen up DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell from QUEENS if you really really want a problem.. LOG THE FUCK OFF.. AND SEE US IN THE STREETS...Or better yet.. JUST FOR STARTERS.. TRY SAYING SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL!

And if you still checking up on Nigga in 2009 I can ASSURE you that he is NOT YOUR MAN!! And I would suggest you make a trip down to the local HEALTH CLINIC and have your FIRE CROTCH Checked the fuck out.. Because I know a DUMB BITCH like you still fuckin a WACK Nigga like him RAW! As a matter of FACT I hope you do have something.. Because That's WHAT A DUMB BITCH like you deserves!!! Stop calling My Lil Sis and go tend to your infested as pussy you DUMB BITCH or AT THE VERY LEAST go Harass the DUMB BITCH that IS actually fucking YOUR MAN!

But what ever you decide to do..STAY IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LANE..Because.. WHEN YOU STEP INTO OURS.. YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS RAN THE FUCK OVER.. And that's NOT a THREAT.. It's a MOTHERFUCKIN PROMISE BITCH!

CODE 11 DUMB BITCH DOWN #KillYoSelf PLEASE

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Monday, September 14, 2009

THE 2009 VMA DUMB BITCH OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.. KANYE WEST, LADY GAGA, & LETS NOT FORGET LIL MAMA

Okay so you guys know.. that I am NOT one to Celebrity Blog.. In fact I didn't tune into the VMA's until AFTER I watched True Blood & Hung.. Because a Bitch like me has priorities.. and Celebrities and their BULLSHIT is not one of them.. So in any event after my two shows went off.. I tuned in.. I kinda sorta already had an idea of the debauchery that was taking place thanks to my WONDERFUL Twitter Friends and Facebook Fam.. And well I just HAVE TO HAVE TO Speak on this BULLSHIT..

So I have decided that the 2009 VMA DUMB BITCH of the year award.. can not only be given to one person this year but must be given to THREE different DUMB BITCHES who were on some REAL DUMB BITCH SHIT!

The 1st AWARD goes to Kanye West.. Now you can blame it on the alcohol ALL THE FUCK you want but the fact of the matter is that Kanye West is nothing more than DUMB BITCH! First of all he pulled that Dumb Bitch Punk Shit on a CHILD.. Okay... Nigga you gets NO BROWNIE points for that or your PATHETIC WACK ASS apology that I didn't bother or care to read... Cuz Nigga you are just plain fuckin wack.. In fact I WISH Taylor would have SNAPPED and SLAPPED the shit out of your DUMB BITCH ASS with her fucking MOON MAN.. And then Dropped Kicked your wack ass right the fuck up off the stage.. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A JAY-Z AND BEYONCE DICK RIDING MOTHERFUCKER! Because at the end of the day.. You didn't even get up there and talk about your video or how you felt you deserved to win.. Like the BITCH ASS NIGGA that you are you brought poor Beyonce in to it! WTF is wrong with you.. I know you lost your Mama and all but quite frankly I know she is thankful from her grave that she wasn't there to witness that BULLSHIT in the flesh.. Only LORD knows she was turning in her grave from embarrassment.. That is a Little Girl YOU FUCKTARD a child whose thunder you felt the need to steal.. Do us a FAVOR.. and KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF! Because Nigga YOU SUCK! I wish that was my child up there.. I would have BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS UP DOWN AND OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKIN STAGE.. Yeah... MmmHmm you knew who to pull that Bullshit on.. And you pulled it on the right one.. Fuck with a REAL BITCH NEXT TIME YOU HOMO ASS COCKSUCKER! You're a CERTIFIED DUMB BITCH KANYE.. Nothing more & nothing less.. JUST A DUMB BITCH none the less... NEXT!

Okay Lady GaGa.. I understand your need and desire to be different to set yourself apart from the rest and that's cool.. But last night Sweetie.. You just ventured off into DUMB BITCH Land.. What The Fuck is wrong with you Bitch? I mean were you on your way to a Masquerade Ball or were you at one and just didn't have time to change.. I'm just confused.. and to be quite honest with you.. not much scares me.. BUT BITCH you frighten THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF ME.. Until that is... That it was REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM.. That you're an ALIEN! And then it all made sense to me.. The Outfits.. The Blood.. Your Dedication to the Gays & God.. It all made sense.. Greetings from your Homeland.. You FREAK DUMB BITCH! Extra is cool.. Over the top is okay.. BUT BITCH you are just a WALKING TRAGEDY! Stop it you're scaring the HUMANS! Next!

Lil Mama.. Girl what the fuck was on your mind?? I mean I swear for an instant I was just fucking confused.. It actually looked like you were out of breath.. I said to myself.. I didn't know this Bitch was in the song??? Then it dawned on me.. BITCH YOU AIN'T ON THAT SONG! Why the fuck did you carry your DUMB BITCH ASS up there? I mean did Jay invite you.. Did Alecia give you the secret signal.. Or are you from the SAME FUCKIN ALIEN PLANET as GaGa.. Bitch have you lost your motherfuckin mind.. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU get your wack Lip Gloss Poppin ass up on the stage with Jay-Z and Alecia and think that shit would be okay and or welcomed.. Bitch you are wack! Do us a favor..STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE!

Okay that's all I have to say about that.. And KUDOS to the CLASSIEST DIVA on the PLANET Beyonce for giving Taylor her Moment in the Spotlight.. and EXCUSING herself from that TRAGEDY now known as Kanye.. If ever I was a FAN... Beyonce.. You are THEBOMB.com Boo.. Love you!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

LMFAO @ DICK RIDIN ASS DUMB BITCHES.. Yet AGAIN!

What up Y'all!! I know I've been gone for a minute.. BUT A Bitch has been on her Motherfuckin GRIND like No Other.. I had to push My Launch Party Back :o( But All Things come in their time.. SO right now we are looking for a Launch Event sometime in November when The Book.. Are You Fierce Focused and Fabulous or Just Another DUMB BITCH will be Released!! Also.. You can catch me on http://www.dtfradio.com/ STARTING Thursday, October 1st FROM 2 to 5PM!! With My Co-Hostess SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and Music Provided by DA Union's own Young Heat DJ Johnny Han$um!! Tune in and listen to Me interview TODAYS HOTTEST Celebrities and MUCH, MUCH MORE!! I'm going to be getting it in.. REAL.. Boss Bitch Style!!

Also check the streets.. for MY NEW R&B MIXTAPE Have Your Cake & Eat It Too VOLUME I.. Hosted by 718 Ent. DJ BOOF DA Shutdown..

AND.. Last but Not Least.. CABINS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of July CRUISE!! 7 Days, 3 Ports, 7 Parties, & 3 Events!! For More information or to RESERVE YOUR CABIN TODAY... Call Jackie or Fannie @ LIBERTY TRAVEL @ 718.230.4137!!

NOW FOR THE TOPIC @ HAND.. DICK RIDIN DUMB ASS BITCHES!!

I hate when I post a pic up of someone and ALL THESE Dick Ridin Ass Groupies come out the closet screaming about oh I know him/her.. oh that's my peoples..oh we go way back.. BLAH BLAH BLAH and when I ask them if they know or even heard of the Groupie that's claiming them as their BFF of all time.. I ALWAYS get the same fucking answer.. What? Who? Nah Who Dat? SO listen up you DUMB BITCH.. JUST STOP! Because you are embarrassing yourself.. and you just look like the DICK RIDIN DUMB ASS BITCH That You Are! FuckOuttaHere

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Saturday, August 22, 2009

ADVERTISEMENT PACKAGES ARE NOW AVAILABLE!!

Hey All,

RATES for Advertisement Packages and MsSoSick Appearances along with The SoSickANGELS are NOW AVAILABLE!! For Advertising RATES on: www.MsSoSick.com (LAUNCHES THIS MONTH), Bitch About It! With MsSoSick (The Radio Show) Begins Airing Next MONTH, & Loft45 Lavish Lifestyle Thursdays (A Weekly Afterwork Party for the GROWN & SEXY) Starting THURSDAY September, 10th! Please Feel Free to E-mail me @ MsSoSick@aim.com You can Advertise on 1, 2 or ALL 3 FOR DISCOUNTED RATES!!

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Thursday, August 13, 2009

And the DUMB BITCH of the week AWARD goes to...






SO the motherfucker in the pic to the left is a 1st Class Grade A DUMB ASS BITCH!! I know some of you are saying.. That's just a pic of an Ape.. But nope.. I assure you that you are wrong.. This Nigga right here to the left is a woman user and an insecure bastard! So much so that he has to buy fancy cars (Not even the latest models LMAO) in attempts to make himself feel and look better.. But the Nigga too fucking DUMB to realize that the shit ain't working! Explain to me HOW & WHY a GROWN ASS MAN.. WITH A CHILD, 2 CARS, AND 2 JOBS, IS STILL LIVING AT HOME WITH HIS MAMA?? Lawd have mercy on him indeed because this DUMB BITCH here doesn't even realize just how DUMB he is.. Then the Ape Looking Nigga STAY Poppin shit about me.. BEHIND MY BACK Like the Faggot Bitch Ass Nigga he is and wonders.. Why I don't like him?? WHAT.. Nigga Because you WACK & Because YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN APE! It's really just down right FRIGHTENING! LMAO

NOW ON TO THE NEXT DUMB BITCH.. Lets Call her.. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (LOL)

This DUMB BITCH.. Lives an ALTERNATE LIFE in her head! Apparently the Bitch fucked and got knocked up by some delinquent who couldn't fend for himself here on the streets of NY and thus had to return home to Germany to go live with his Mama! LMAO.. Now I guess the DUMB BITCH must have been embarrassed out of her mind behind this because the DUMB BITCH made up lies about him being in the ARMY and stationed in Germany.. Then she packs up her 1 year old child and drops her off in Germany too.. HAHAHA Then the DUMB BITCH comes back to NY and loses her fucking job because she didn't have any time to take off.. LOL.. But it gets BETTER.. The BITCH LIVES IN A ROOM and has to share a bathroom and kitchen with a bunch of diseased ass dope fiends!! HAHAH.. SO then she makes up an imaginary Beef with a friend of mine because she is no longer friends with another friend of mine..??? WHAT .. I'm confused.. Lawd have Mercy on this DUMB BITCH Please.. Then the bitch makes a Grave Mistake and comes for me.. UhOh.. Now the QUEEN has to come off of her throne.. AND CHECK A BITCH.. She said I'm unemployed (NO BITCH SELF-EMPLOYED) And that I live in a fancy project development.. LMAO (SO FANCY THAT MY RENT ON A 2 BEDROOM IS $1500, I HAVE CENTRAL AIR, HARDWOOD FLOORS, TRACK LIGHTING, A DISHWASHER, & ARMED SECURITY PRESENCE) Meanwhile.. Did I mention THIS BITCH LIVES IN A FUCKING ROOM!! IN A BOARDING HOUSE.. LOL THAT SHE IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING EVICTED FROM.. HAHAH She then said I need Groupies to make me feel better because I'm insecure.. LMAO Yeah Bitch thank you for becoming a Groupie and feeding my ever growing EGO (Shout out to Beyonce .. she said it BEST.. I have EVERY RIGHT to feel like I'M THAT BITCH)!! The she makes claims of me being Bi-Polar LOL which I've heard before and My Daddy is.. so this may very well be true.. LOL.. She also said I'm addicted to Benadryl which I am.. Because uhhh I have ALLERGIES you DUMB BITCH!! LMAO And then she made reference to me not spending time with or loving my Daughter.. Meanwhile did I mention.. This DUMB BITCH dropped her Daughter who is 1 or 1 and 1/2 off in GERMANY with her Father's family whom NONE of which she knows.. But apparently I'm THE BAD MOTHER in this equation.. Oh and I also have 2 stomachs .. I collect CHILD SUPPORT & I GET SSI.. (LMMFAO I LOVE IT!! I WISH I WAS GETTIN ALL OF THAT DAMN MONEY SHIIIIIIT) I also Look like a Member of the Klump Family and never take full body shots.. LMAO meanwhile for those of you that are friends of mine on Facebook I'm sure you've seen the pics of me in a Bathing Suit at The Beach with the Daughter that I apparently don't love.. HAHAHA.. NO BITCH.. Get it right.. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.. You're Nothing More than a Disgruntled Fan that's trying to figure out HOW THIS QUEEN BITCH MAINTAINS SO WELL.. DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE HASN'T REPORTED TO ANYONES JOB IN 2 YEARS?!?!?! Meanwhile I'M OVER HERE IN MY ROOM LOOKING LIKE THE LOSER THAT I AM BECAUSE I LOST MY JOB 6 MONTHS AGO AND NOW I'M GETTING EVICTED FROM THE BOARDING HOUSE AND PRAYING TO GOD THAT MY NANA DOESN'T UP AND DIE ON ME AND LEAVE ME HOMELESS FOR REAL!!! HAHAHAH OMG And to make it all worse.. LMAO the Cherry on top.. And I SWEAR TO GOD Y'ALL This Bitch LOOKS JUST LIKE THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!!! HAHAHA Hair and ALL.. The resemblance really is uncanny!!

So Here is to the King of the Congo & The Hunchback of Notre Dame.. TWO OF THE UGLIEST AND DUMBEST BITCHES TO EVER GRACE THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!

HAHAHA.. OMG.. I think I just pissed my pants!!! HAHAHA

Kisses Bitches,

MsSoSick

Monday, August 3, 2009

Fall the FUCK BACK and Play Your Position You Two-Toned Hair Fucking MONKEY!

Hey All,

It's going to be one of those weeks.. Dumb Bitches are running rampant & free!

Okay.. I am so sick of these Jump Off Bitches Not Knowing & Playing their Motherfucking Positions! Furthermore I'm sick and tired of you "Alleged" Grown Ass Men still playing these Stupid Fucking Mind Games and sleeping around with countless Bitches like HIV is a fucking GAME! Like you can't still spread HERPES with a fucking Condom ON! WTF is wrong with you simple Motherfuckers and Better yet What The Fuck is WRONG with you DUMB ASS BITCHES!!

Shatema Turner THIS GOES OUT TO YOU!!

First off you DUMB BITCH this is 2009 NOT 1999 that Two-Toned fucking hairdo you're rockin is PLAYED THE FUCK OUT!! Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Rogue A motherfuckin X-Men or some shit?!? Bitch you need to get a GRIP & FIND a FUCKING CLUE! And please step into the NEW Millenium when you do!

2nd My name is NOT "Your Friend" its Ms to the Motherfuckin SoSick BITCH! And in case you didn't get the motherfuckin MEMO You just did! Now I tried to speak to you woman to woman even though its clear as all fucking hell that you are nothing more than an IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH! But true to form like the DUMB BITCH you are you just had to go and talk all recklessly.. So now I'm going to speak to you like the Fucktard of a Jump Off that you are!

You claim to be his friend yet you speak of handing out soap & toothpaste.. Aren't you "ALLEGEDLY" Engaged? Or is your engagement just another figment of your imagination? If you are JUST his friend why are you playing the role of a FUCKING HOMEWRECKER instead!?! What you need to do is buy your fucking Baby a stroller that fucking works instead of spending all of your fucking money on soap & toothpaste for a man that isn't yours you DUMB BITCH! And why on God's Good Green Earth would you broadcast "been there done that" What the fuck is cute and or cool about that Bullshit (another notch on your belt & for what)? In any event with that being said.. it really does speak volumes about you.. HAHAHA ..Bitch I guess your PUSSY is just as fucking wack as your hairdo... because if it were any good you DUMB BITCH.. I'm sure you'd still be there!

You are a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG LOSER and its because of DUMB BITCHES like you that REAL WOMEN like me get a bad name!

Stop worrying about my friends RELATIONSHIP and what she says to and or asks Her man! Worry about that cheap ass stroller you're pushing your baby around in (oops Not anymore since the shit broke down) and your so called Fiance whom apparently isn't keeping you happy at home! Because if he were you'd be too busy somewhere planning your fucking wedding and NOT sniffing behind another woman's man!

Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

NO this DUMB BITCH ASS NIGGA ain't try to get a Come Up on MY MOTHERFUCKING BACK!

Hey All..

So.. As you've all seen I am promoting my upcoming 4th of July Cruise! Why did some DUMB BITCH NIGGA try and plug his PETTY BULLSHIT on My Event Page on Facebook.. with out My Fucking Approval! Now one of my Administrators got to it before I did.. But still I felt he needed to be Checked & so I checked him! This Motherfucking DUMB BITCH has the AUDACITY to try and check me back!?! Nigga are you some kind of FUCKTARD or WHAT?!?.. So because he doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FALL BACK WHEN TOLD.. I'm gonna have to show him that I MEAN BUSINESS! And when I say it.. I MOTHERFUCKIN MEAN IT!

Now.. I wasn't going to post this originally.. BUT This Dumb Bitch had the NERVE to answer me back! So I take that as an invitation to Pursue.. Now he claims like everyone ALWAYS DOES.. That he has a Lawyer too.. HAHAHA.. yeah sure whatever.. I hope your "Lawyer" ENJOYS READING THIS MOTHERFUCKER! Now say something else.. AND YOU PICTURE GOES UP NEXT!

NOW.. What you are about to read below.. Is my 1st & final warning to him.. and his reply to me.. My Reply to him.. IS KEEPING TRUE TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN WORD! It's NOT a GAME YOU DUMB BITCH!

THIS GOES OUT TO YOU.. LORENZO V. ARTIS

re: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY EVENT!

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR PROMOTIONAL PROPOGANDA PUSHING ASS THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY EVENT! THE NEXT TIME YOU COME CREEPIN YOUR DUSTY ASS UP MY MOTHERFUCKIN ALLEY YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY! AND BETTER YET YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF ON WWW.IAMSOSICKOFTHATDUMBBITCH.BLOGSPOT.COM IF YOU WANT A PROBLEMN PURSUE IT MOTHERFUCKER! FLIC FLIC I GOT YOUR HOMO THUG PICTURE TOO COCKSUCKER!

HIS REPLY TO ME..

I am Owen's BTHS classmate,I was sent the invite as well. I didn't mean to offend. You could have responded more professionally, I have lawyers also and you've just given me grounds. I will not comment any further on your postings.

NIGGA I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU ARE OR WHO THE FUCK YOU KNOW! OR WHAT FUCKIN NUT SACK YOUR ASS CRAWLED FROM UP UNDER!

BECAUSE.. I'M Ms to the MOTHERFUCKIN SoSick BITCH!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Pics of Me, Angela Yee, CoCo, and Ice-T at Shade45 on Lip Service



























GREAT TIMES.. IT'S LIP SERVICE ON SHADE45 WITH ANGELA YEE & LEAH ROSE ! MONDAY NIGHTS 8-10 Kisses Bitches!

Friday, July 31, 2009

CABINS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of JULY CRUISE!!!

http://travel.state.gov/passport/ppt_card/ppt_card_3926.html


You are ALL CORDIALLY INVITED... To the..
1st ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of July CRUISE.. ABOARD the Carnival LIBERTY!!!


The Ship debarks on Saturday, July 3rd Out of the Port of Miami and returns on Saturday, July 10th!
The Ship will be visiting the ports of Ocho Rios, Jamaica, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands, AND Cozumel, Mexico!!


!!ALL RATES ARE PER PERSON & ARE BASED ON DOUBLE OCCUPANCY!!


Inside Cabin: $1,195.00 PER PERSON

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IF YOU SPENT THIS 4TH OF JULY SEARCHING FOR A BBQ OR SOMETHING TO DO.. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN NEXT YEAR!!


JOIN ME AS I TAKE OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN & WEST INDIES!!


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Captains Dinner Night.. MASQUERADE BALL!!

EROTIC POETRY PERFORMANCE: By the as seen on HBO REAL SEX: Punany Poets... Followed by a PAJAMA & LIGERIE PARTY!!

CONCERT PERFORMANCES: By Todays Hottest Artists

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CABIN PRICES INCLUDE.. YOUR CABIN, Taxes, ALL FOOD & NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, AS WELL AS ALL OF OUR EXCLUSIVE PARTIES & EVENTS!!!


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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

GREAT Times ON Lip Service with Angela Yee, Leah Rose, CoCo, & Ice-T

Hey All..

I had a GREAT time up at Lip Service on Shade45 tonight!! I have pics COMING SOON! I got a chance to meet CoCo & Ice-T who are a lovely couple by the way!!

The Highlight of my evening was.. FEELING ON CoCo's ASS!! LMAO and I am here to tell all of you Hatin Flat Ass Dumb Bitches .. THAT IT IS 100% REAL!! It jiggles, wiggles, & errthing else that a Real Fat Ass can do.. I think she even made it clap too! LMAO.. and I know its real.. Because I HAVE ONE you Dumb Bitch UNLIKE You!

I got on AIR the last 10 minutes of the show.. But Lawd Have Mercy I was too damn star stuck to speak, LMAO even when Ice-T urged me too.. I have a lot to learn.. LOL.. And by the way..
Ice-T said he LOVES THE NAME OF MY BLOG>>> My 1st celebrity endorsement.. Hmmm Maybe LOL

In any event.. Malcolm who books the talent had to remind me to plug my After Work Mixer/ MODEL Casting Call.. which is at Kush Lounge from 6-11PM in NYC 191 Chrystie Street! (Shameless Plug.. I know) LOL or I would have totally forgotten what I was up at the show for.. Jesus, May, & Joseph! Pray for me y'all!! LOL

Anywho.. I had a great time.. Angela is gonna make a Cameo at My Mixer TODAY so you Dumb Bitches should be there too! And I may be back on the show.. to actually Speak.. LMAO Next Monday!! I'll keep you guys posted.. And post Pics SOON!

It's Lip Service BITCH Monday Nights 8-10PM with Angela Yee & Leah Rose!!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas

Hello Bitches..

Hope everyone has been enjoying their summer thus far.. I know I haven't updated the Blog a lot lately.. But A BITCH been working overtime.. Register at http://www.mssosick.com/ for UPDATES on ALL of my UPCOMING PROJECTS & EVENTS!!

Now onto the subject of the day: Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas! Ughhh

I am so fucking SICK of Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas!! Y'all know the kind.. Living at HOME with THEIR fucking Mama.. And always YAPPIN about How They stay FRESH.. Or those WACK ASS Niggas in the club.. you know the ones.. 5 sorry Ass Motherfuckers on 1 fucking Bottle?? FuckOuttaHere!! They get under my fuckin skin!! And then they have the nerve to talk about what kind of woman they would or wouldn't date.. Nigga YOU LIVE WITH YOUR FUCKIN MAMA FOR CHRIST SAKES!! You need to date which ever DUMB BITCH is pressed & desperate enough to date you.. Who the FUCK ARE YOU to be selective.. Have you lost your fucking mind?!? If I can't get up in the middle of the night and walk to your fridge BUTT ASS NAKED to get a glass of juice.. YOU'RE A WACK DUMB BITCH ASS NIGGA.. And its about time someone told you that!! If a Chic calls your house and you have to say let me hit you back from my cell because someones on the other line for my MAMA you're a Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Nigga!! What you need to do is STEP UP YOUR SORRY ASS GAME and MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE YOU WACK ASS BASTARD YOU!! Ughhh

And I'm sick & fucking tired of YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES that date these Wack Dumb Bitch Ass Niggas!! What the fuck is wrong with you.. Bitch work on your fucking self-esteem.. Because if you're over 25 and you live with your Mama and your man lives with his.. BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC DUMB ASS BITCHES!! Ughhh

I don't want to hear shit about how ANY OF YOU WACK ASS BITCHES OR NIGGAS stay FRESH if you DON'T PAY RENT/MORTGAGE.. AND a CAR NOTE + Insurance.. of course you can stay FRESH because you're still living a CHILDS LIFE.. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAG!!! Who the fuck do you think you're IMPRESSING OTHER THAN SOME DUMB ASS BITCH WITH LOW.. FUCK THAT NO SELF-ESTEEM?!? You're NOT Impressing any REAL WOMAN OR MAN.. You're just impressing other DUMB BITCHES like yourself!!

AND PLEASE PLEASE STOP TRYING to talk to women who are driving a better car than YOU!! LMMFAO.. What the FUCK makes YOU think a Bitch pushing an '09 wants a loser pushing a '99?? OMG .. I'm literally LAUGHING AT YOU DUMB DELUSIONAL LOSERS!! Get Your MIND RIGHT NIGGA & step up your motherfucking game!

Stop taking Chics back to your Moms crib, Stop Braggin about the new kicks you just copped with the Polo to match for the club, & STOP THINKIN YOU'RE HOT.. CUZ NIGGA THE QUEEN IS HERE TO TELL YOU that... YOU'RE NOT!

GROW THE FUCK UP & GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.. Because while you may be of age.. YOU'RE A LONG FUCKING WAY FROM BEING A MAN!! You Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Nigga!

Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses Bitches,

MsSoSick



Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The OFFICIAL Flyer for The OFFICIAL After work Mixer/MODEL Casting Call









Send Any inquiries to MsSoSick@aim.com



Regiter For Updates!!

Hey All..

www.MsSoSick.com is finally under construction!! It's ready to launch at the end of next month!! Please be sure to visit the site and Register for updates regarding ALL of my Upcoming Events & Projects!!

It's a Hostile TakeOver and its coming to a City near YOU!!

We begin filming the TV Show that is due to air in October THIS WEEK at Exclusive Venues and Events across the City!

The Casting Call/After Work Mixer is at the end of this month Tuesday 7/28 at Kush Lounge on Chrystie St. from 6pm-11pm.. DJ Johnny Ha$um is on the 1's & 2's (DA Union is in the Building)! Geo Don and DJ_Profile/Malcolm will be judging the contest along with ME! And Newz of Blok Gang/Murder Inc. Records will be making a Special Guest Appearance!! This is more than just a Casting Call.. It's a MIXER Bitches.. $20.00 Door Cover ALL NIGHT if you're NOT on the CLOSED & EXCLUSIVE Guest List!

Models wishing to Pre-Register for this event or parties wishing to reserve a table for BOTTLE SERVICE should send an e-mail to MsSoSick@aim.com

***Promoters, Comedians, Venue Owners*** If you would like to have your Party, Event, or Show Featured and or Showcased on my TV Show: Bitch About It with MsSoSick for Season 1 please send an email to MsSoSick@aim.com PRIOR to 7/27 and in the subject line write Pricing & Booking. My PR will be sure to get back to you ASAP.

The Official MsSoSick Launch Party is Coming 8/27!! Stay tuned for all of the details..

The Book: Are You Fierce, Focused, & Fabulous or Just Another DUMB BITCH is due to be released this Fall!!

BUT you have to visit and register at www.MsSoSick.com for Details!!

Kisses Bitches..

Oh and LAST but most certainly NOT least.. Cabbins for the 1st Annual.. MsSoSick & Friends: What Happens on the High Seas Stays on the High Seas CRUISE GO ON SALE THIS MONTH!! Email me for details MsSoSick@aim.com

Kisses Bitches.. I'm out!
MsSoSick

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Is That YOUR Kid??

Hey All,

Before I discuss THE DUMB BITCH of The Day.. Let me first say that today the Michael Jackson Memorial was simply AMAZING and it brought tears to my eyes.. I've never been a Big Fan of The Reverend Al Sharpton, but with one line he has managed to redeem himself in my eyes.. "There wasn't NOTHING strange about your Daddy" Take us To CHURCH AL! In my opinion those seven words were the most important of the day, the weight that they must have lifted off of the shoulders of his children is truly unimaginable.. I thought ALL of the performances were wonderful, but when Michael's Daughter Paris spoke.. Lord Have Mercy I was a TRAIN WRECK.. Her words.. so simple and yet so heartfelt.. I've cried over his death and I've never even met the man.. But yet his Music has touched me in such a way that I've taken his death quite personally... Some don't understand how I can mourn a man that I've never met.. And I don't understand how they can't.. I think at some level.. no matter how shallow.. We all knew Michael.. He was a part of my childhood, my adulthood, and in my opinion a simply EXTRA-Ordinary Human Being, and I am Honored to say that I walked the earth when he did, I feel privileged to have a memory of running home to see the "Do You Remember The Time" Video Primere on NETWORK Television!! I feel BLESSED to have witnessed his Legacy, and I am stricken with grief and filled with sorrow now that he has gone.. The World has truly lost an Angel. Rest In Peace Michael Joseph Jackson: The KING of Pop and THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER TO EVER WALK THE EARTH! Loved by Many, Hated by Few, BUT Forgotten by NONE!

Now on to the DUMB BITCH of the day.. and ironically enough Michael Jackson is the inspiration for this post.. AND NO I AM NOT SAYING MJ WAS A DUMB BITCH.. I'M SAYING.. YOU ARE YOU FUCKTARD!

I am sick and FUCKING tired of people talking about Michael Jackson's children NOT being his! Sick and Fucking TIRED! So I'm about to set the record straight and school you DUMB BITCHES all at the same fucking time!

Sex, Sperm, & Blood - DO NOT MAKE YOU A DADDY! It may cause you to FATHER a CHILD however it DOES NOT Make You a DADDY! You FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAG BITCHES talk about how those weren't or aren't Michael Jackson's children.. YET you have Children that you've fathered and you don't love, care, provide, or PROTECT! Yet you open your IGNORANT fucking mouth to say that Michael isn't a FATHER?? When I would BET MY FUCKING LIFE that YOU aren't half.. FUCK HALF a FRACTION of the Daddy to the children you fathered that Michael was to those children! Those three precious Babies may not be the Fruit of his Loin, they may not be The Flesh of his Flesh, or the Blood of his Blood, But they were his HEART & SOUL they were EVERYTHING that made him HUMAN & HAPPY.. He Loved, Cared For, Provided For, & Protected those Three Children with EVERY FIBER of his Being.. and I am here to tell you MISGUIDED FUCKTARDS that.. That is EXACTLY what a Daddy is! He raised those Children from BIRTH He was All they Had, and He was all that they know and from the lips of Young Paris's Mouth to your IGNORANT ASS EARS he was the best Daddy in the world.. Do you think her pain is any less? Or is Blanket's pain any less? Is Prince Michael's Pain any less because they're DNA doesn't match?? NO YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! Where the fuck are your children? When was the last time you did something for them? When was the last time you spent time with them? When was the last time you looked at them and said Daddy LOVES YOU?!? Probably not recently Because half fuxk that 99% of you ignorant sons of bitches don't even live with your children.. Half of you ignorant sons of bitches don't give a fuck about your children yet you say Michael was no Father.. That he was not their Daddy.. Well I SAY.. That he was a BETTER FATHER to those Three Children that ARE NOT OF HIS LOIN, FLESH, or BLOOD than you could ever be or will ever be to the BASTARD CHILDREN YOU FATHERED! Who the FUCK ARE YOU to JUDGE HIM? Half of you Bastards don't even know what size clothing your Children wear and you live in the next building over, or down the corner, or ten minutes away.. Half or probably 99% of you have NO WILLS or NO WAY to care for the Children YOU FATHERED after you're gone.. Because you don't even GIVE A FUCK ENOUGH TOO.. Yet and still you have the audacity to say Michael was NOT their DADDY.. Nigga check your fucking self.. and realize right here and right now.. That yeah.. YOU may be a FATHER but motherfucker you don't even know Half of the JOY that comes from being a DADDY.. Michael does.. And at the end of the day.. As long as HIS CHILDREN KNOW IT.. That's all that matters!

So on behalf of Michael's THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.. Please go SUCK A DICK UP.. Until you Hiccup!!!


Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Sunday, July 5, 2009

The 1st ANNUAL MsSoSick & Friends WHAT HAPPENS ON THE HIGH SEAS STAYS ON THE HIGH SEAS 4th of JULY CRUISE!!

Hey All,

CABINS for The Highly Anticipated .. 1st Annual MsSoSick & Friends: WHAT HAPPENS ON THE HIGH SEAS STAYS ON THE HIGH SEAS 4TH OF JULY CRUISE will Go On Sale July, 29th 2009!! Space is LIMITED so Book Your Cabin Early! And be sure to STAY TUNED on how to WIN A FREE ONE!! I will be touring the country and running sweepstakes NATION WIDE!! I assure you .. THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS!

FEATURED EVENTS: Private ON DECK 4th of JULY Pool Party LOCATION (The Atlantic Ocean Baby)!!, Captains Night Masquerade Ball (Time to Get Your Sexy ON Ladies)!!, Comedy Shows, Erotic Poetry Performances, Concerts, AND Music By: NYC's HOTTEST DJ's!! And So Much MORE!! You've NEVER Witnessed an EVENT like THIS!!

Prices WILL INCLUDE: CABINS, ENTRY TO ALL EVENTS, ALL FOOD ABOARD THE SHIP: DESERT, ROOM SERVICE, NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, with a FEW ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES TOO!!

Airfare MUST BE PURCHASED SEPARATELY!!

THE SHIP WILL DEBARK FROM THE PORT OF MIAMI ON SATURDAY, JULY 3RD, 2010 & RETURN ON THURSDAY, JULY 8TH, 2010!!

We Will be visiting the SEXIEST PORTS on the PLANET: Ocho Rios, Jamaica & The Grand Cayman Islands!! (SHORE EXCURSIONS MUST BE PURCHASED SEPARATELY)!!

CABINS GO ON SALE 7/29/09 & THE FIRST DEPOSIT OF $200.00 WILL BE DUE ON 8/29/09!!
CABINS ARE LIMITED SO BOOK YOURS EARLY OR RISK GETTING LEFT AT THE DOCK!!

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO BOOK YOUR CABIN EMAIL ME AT: MsSoSick@aim.com

I'll see you on the sea Bitches!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Disaster known as the Toya & Tiny Show on BET

Hey All,

So you know I don't like discussing celebrities, but these two DUMB BITCHES could hardly be classified as celebrities so here it goes..

FIRST lets talk about Toya.. Cute girl, Ex-Wife & BabyMama to the UGLIEST NIGGA ON THE PLANET Lil Wayne! Now Lil Wayne recently racked up on awards and everyone was saying how hot he is.. I totally disagree but what ever.. I mean Lollipop?? I am so over grown ass men making songs about fucking CANDY! But again that is neither here nor there.. This UGLY MOTHERFUCKER is always talking about how much money he has... YET his Ex-Wife and Daughter are driving around town in A FUCKING HONDA ACCORD !! A HONDA ACCORD?? Are you fucking kidding me?!? Now don't get me wrong, because a HONDA ACCORD is a nice enough car, and it's extremely reliable.. HOWEVER, if My Ex-Husband was constantly rapping about how much money he has and how his pinkie rings cost $100,00.00 dollars.. Uhhh WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE DRIVING A $35,000 IF THAT CAR?? Are you fucking serious.. Apparently this DUMB BITCH has no fucking friends and hired someone off the back of a Kellogg's box as her Divorce Attorney.. Because if that BUTT UGLY MOTHERFUCKER was MY Ex-Husband I'd be pushing a fucking Lambo or Bentley or SPACE SHIP with speeds of up to Mach10 out this motherfucker!! But a HONDA ACCORD would NOT be acceptable! He'd have to give that shit to his Mama because he sure as hell wouldn't be giving it to me!! A HONDA ACCORD, please Any BITCH that can stomach fucking his UGLY ASS deserves a BENTLEY! His Ex-Wife and the mother of his Child driving around town in a Honda Accord looking for her Crack Head Ass Mama is SO NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE!

Toya you're a DUMB BITCH for even accepting that BULLSHIT! And you need to get rid of your "Friends" because Bitch you ain't got none! Lil Wayne you're a DUMB BITCH for CONSTANTLY rapping about how much money you have and thinking its okay that you're Ex-Wife & Child are driving around town in A FUCKING HONDA ACCORD and You're UGLY.. You look like HOT SHIT on a STICK on the hottest day of the year.. YUCK, Oh Lord.. I think I'm about to vomit!

SECOND.. We have Toya, T.I.'s BabyMama (Well at least the most recent one to my understanding) Now she's not so much of a DUMB BITCH as she is an UGLY BITCH!! She has got to be one of the UGLIEST BITCHES on the Planet!! How the FUCK did T.I.'s cute ass get hard to fuck her and stay hard long enough to nut in her MORE THAN ONCE!?! Shit like this forces me to believe in God, The Devil, & Miracles.. Because clearly the fact that it went down explains at least one of those phenomenons! I mean THIS BITCH IS BEASTLY!! I used to always say she looked like a human version of Ms. Piggy until My Daughters GodMother pointed out that what she looked like was Ms. Piggy & Mariah Carey's LOVE CHILD GONE WRONG! Terribly WRONG!! This Bitch is HIDEOUS!! How the fuck did she get that UGLY?? Was she born that way? Was it some freak accident that left her that way? WHAT WAS IT?? OMG of all the celebrities that invest in plastic surgery why won't she??? I mean she doesn't need plastic surgery as much as she needs RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY but fuck it.. Every little bit helps right.. Because that BITCH needs A LOT I mean TONS of Fucking help! Damn that's an Ugly Bitch if ever there was one! .. In any event. before watching the show I was hungry, after looking at her ass for 15 minutes all signs of Hunger had diminished.. Leading me to my NEXT Million Dollar Idea.. The Tiny Diet.. All you have to do is stare at THIS BEASTLY LOOKING BITCH for 15 minutes.. And it will immediately and spontaneously suppress your appetite leading to.. WEIGHT LOSS... I haven't patented this idea yet.. But I will first thing in the morning because I can't have one of you FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAGS stealing my GREAT FUCKING IDEA! I know how you Bitches do! OMG and to hear the BITCH speak is even more painful.. "Wut et Lutt Lite" Huhh? WTF is this UGLY BITCH speaking in the Fifth Language?? WTF is that supposed to mean.. "What it look like"? Bitch please ENUNCIATE because you are TOO FUCKING UGLY to sound THAT FUCKING IGNORANT!! So please .. Get a speech therapist and handle it! I mean your career is in the can FOR GOOD, your MAN is in Jail, and you ARE UGLY AS SHIT! So do something with yourself.. Surgery or Therapy you chose...BUT BITCH PLEASE DO SOMETHING!

Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses,
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

After Work Mixer & MODEL CASTING CALL!



AFTER WORK MIXER & OPEN CASTING CALL

I will be holding an OPEN Model Casting Call & After Work Mixer in NYC on Tuesday, July 28th in NYC at Kush Lounge located at 191 Chrystie Street off of E. Houston from 6-11pm.

Come and ENTER for YOUR CHANCE TO WIN a FREE CABIN aboard the 1st ANNUAL MsSoSick & Friends 4th of July CRUISE! Featuring Private Parties, Comedy Shows, Erotic Poetry Performances, Concerts & MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

I will be searching for THREE LADIES to dub The OFFICIAL SoSickANGELS!

MODELS that are interested in PRE-REGISTERING for this event should email me at MsSoSick@aim.com

$20.00 AT THE DOOR ALL NIGHT!
Music By: DA Union Club Killa DJ Johnny Han$um

On Site Registration will take place from 6pm-7pm
Judging will commence at 7pm SHARP
And the winners will be announced at 9:30pm

This is an OPEN CASTING CALL so if you think you have what it takes to become an OFFICIAL SoSickANGEL please come and show me WHAT YOU'VE GOT!!

It's an AFTER WORK MIXER and the Lounge will be FILLED to CAPACITY with Beautiful Women and PLENTY of MEN so MODEL or NOT please join us and enjoy the festivities!

Judging the Contest along with me will be: Geo Don of The GEO Group, & Malcolm aka DJ Profile of the former King Magazine, Roc4Life.com, & SHADE45 Radio Station.

The Winners WILL RECEIVE:
A MINIMUM of 2 PAID Appearances
A PAID PhotoShoot with Styling & Makeup provided by ME! Photos will be used for promotional purposes on MY WEBSITE/INTERNET RADIO SHOW that will be Launching in August 2009!
THE PAY IS $20.00 PER HOUR WITH A 3 HOUR MINIMUM & 5 HOUR MAXIMUM!!
Models will ALSO have a chance to walk the RunWay at a Fashion Showcase in NYC that will take place during Fashion Week!!
THE PAY IS $100.00 FOR THE EVENING!!

If you are interested in reserving a Table for BOTTLE SERVICE please send an email to MsSoSick@aim.com

DOORS WILL CLOSE AT CAPACITY SO GET THERE EARLY OR GET LEFT OUTSIDE!

http://www.kushlounge.com/

Kisses Bitches
MsSoSick