Monday, September 28, 2009

LAVISH LIFESTYLE AFTER WORK THURSDAYS.. RETURNS & IS NOW @ ROCKWELL'S!!



SAVE THE DATE... THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1ST!!
YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO...
THE RELOCATION CELEBRATION OF LAVISH LIFESTYLE AFTER WORK THURSDAYS & THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTY FOR BITCH ABOUT IT with MsSoSick FEATURING SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and Young Heat DJ Johnny Han$um!!
WHICH PREMIERES ON http://dtfradio.com/ on THURSDAY OCTOBER 1st, FROM 2-4pm SO TUNE IN BITCHES!! I'll be interviewing CELEBRITY COMEDIAN A.G. WHITE as seen on Martin Lawrence's 1st Amendment Stand Up on STARZ and The CEO of P-DASH Ent. as seen on YouTube with OVER 200,000 VIEWS!!!
THEN JOIN US RIGHT AFTER FOR THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTY!


LOCATION: {{BROOKLYN'S HOT SPOT}}.. ROCKWELL'S!! LOCATED AT
31 ROCKWELL PLACE BET. FULTON ST. & DEKALB AVE. ((IN BROOKLYN))!!

DOORS OPEN @ 5PM SHARP
THERE'S NO DOOR COVER & ENJOY DRINK/FOOD SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG!!

Kisses Bitches!! I hope to see you ALL on the Dance Floor

MsSoSick

Sunday, September 27, 2009

DUMB BITCHES THAT YEARN TO BE MORE THAN THEY ARE OR WILL EVER BE.. YEAH NAKIA I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!


I know some of you MUST be saying.. DAMN 2 NEW POSTS in 1 DAY? Well when it rains it pours.. And It is POURING DUMB BITCHES in NY TODAY!!

So basically this DUMB BITCH NAKIA who hails from OHIO thinks that it is a good idea to carry on an ADULT CONVERSATION... with a CHILD!!

How the FUCK do you justify telling a child that "Your Mommy & Daddy aren't ever getting back together" BITCH are you some kind of FUCKTARD?!? Have YOU LOST YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIND??? What THE FUCK makes you "THINK" with that fuckin pea brain of yours that you know what the FUCK is going on between 2 adults WHEN YOU ARE NOT 1 OF THEM!!

You pissed out that KEEP A NIGGA Baby (Please see past posts) and moved his ass across country in an attempt to keep him.. BUT BITCH YOU'RE GETTING READY TO LOSE HIM ANY MOTHERFUCKING WAY!!

Word on the streets is that he fucked AT LEAST 2 OTHER Bitches at YOUR BABY SHOWER!!! LMAO @ Your DUMB BITCH ASS because the JOKE is most certainly on you!!

The next time you want to discuss ADULT BUSINESS call an ADULT because addressing a child with your dimwit concerns DOESN'Y MAKE YOU GANGSTA it makes you exactly what you are.. A DUMB BITCH!! Nothing more & Nothing less.. In fact we hear he's thinking about taking a PATERNITY TEST for that little critter you pissed out... Better HOPE you don't have a Maury moment.. Because if he smacked that ass before.. LMAO I'm AFRAID TO KNOW he'll have in store for that ass NEXT!

What you did is CONSIDERED CHILD ABUSE & TORTURE... Do you hear that knock on the door... It's CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.. I think they have a few questions for FOR YOU BITCH!

Do the world a FAVOR and #KillYoSelf PLEASE

Code 11 DUMB BITCH DOWN

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Let me tell you a Lil Story about a DUMB BITCH that goes by the NAME of Shelly Shell from QUEENS!

Hey All..

I know as per usual I've been MIA but I've been extremely BUSY.. My Radio Show Launches THIS WEEK **Applause Applause** check it out THIS THURSDAY ON
http://dtfradio.com/ FROM 2-4PM! Bitch About It with MsSoSick FEATURING SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and DJ Johnnh Han$um!! I'll be interviewing Celebrity Comedian A.G. White and The CEO of P-DASH Ent.

Anywho back to this DUMB BITCH Shelly Shell from Queens!

Apparently this DUMB BITCH is dating Some STUPID STALKER MOTHERFUCKER who's been trying to Holla at my Surrogate Lil Sister right.. Now.. My Lil Sis has REPEATEDLY EXPRESSED to the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell that she's NOT EVEN FUCKIN with the Stalker Ass Nigga and HAS NO INTENTIONS on ever doing so.. But this DUMB ASS BITCH Shelly Shell TRUE TO DUMB BITCH form just doesn't seem to get it.. So what does she start doing.. What every DUMB BITCH DOES.. she starts harassing my Lil Sis.. Calling her phone and breathing into it like a fuckin SEX OFFENDER fresh out of jail.. BUT NOT SAYING A DAMN THING.. LMAO Guess the DUMB BITCH is listening for clues that her "MAN" is there? I don't know.. I never really understood why DUMB BITCHES do what they do so whatever!

Now the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell BREAKS INTO HER MANS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT... LMAO and changes his status in a manner that attacks and offends My Lil Sis.. 1st MISTAKE! I am sick and tired of telling you DUMB BITCHES that any acts of aggression will be met head on! EVEN IF you do it UNDER THE GUISE OF SOMEONE ELSE.. BITCH WE SEE YOU!! So now she's forced My Lil Sis to come out SWINGING.. And I don't know about YOU but Me and Mine FIGHT DIRTY!

So now The DUMB BITCH True to form as usual has gone into hiding and hasn't said anything further.. LMAO.. But the funniest part is that My Lil Sis CHECKED THAT ASS 1st! She posted The STALKERS Pin # Up on Facebook and told the DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell to check his INBOX.. Because apparently this STUPID ASS NIGGA been trying to Holla at my Lil Sis through private Facebook messages.. LMAO How fucking LAME is he?? That Fucking Lame!! BUT this DUMB BITCH thinks someone wants him?? BITCH.. I ASSURE YOU THAT ONLY YOU WANT HIS PATHETIC GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS! A Lady as FLY and as CLASSY as My Lil Sis couldn't even be paid to give his LAME WACK ASS the time of day...

Bitch you are weak and wack.. We're never hiding or ducking dames.. Y'all know just where to find us.. BUT the only time we see you is on Facebook.. So listen up DUMB BITCH known as Shelly Shell from QUEENS if you really really want a problem.. LOG THE FUCK OFF.. AND SEE US IN THE STREETS...Or better yet.. JUST FOR STARTERS.. TRY SAYING SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL!

And if you still checking up on Nigga in 2009 I can ASSURE you that he is NOT YOUR MAN!! And I would suggest you make a trip down to the local HEALTH CLINIC and have your FIRE CROTCH Checked the fuck out.. Because I know a DUMB BITCH like you still fuckin a WACK Nigga like him RAW! As a matter of FACT I hope you do have something.. Because That's WHAT A DUMB BITCH like you deserves!!! Stop calling My Lil Sis and go tend to your infested as pussy you DUMB BITCH or AT THE VERY LEAST go Harass the DUMB BITCH that IS actually fucking YOUR MAN!

But what ever you decide to do..STAY IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LANE..Because.. WHEN YOU STEP INTO OURS.. YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS RAN THE FUCK OVER.. And that's NOT a THREAT.. It's a MOTHERFUCKIN PROMISE BITCH!

CODE 11 DUMB BITCH DOWN #KillYoSelf PLEASE

Kisses Bitches,
MsSoSick

Monday, September 14, 2009

THE 2009 VMA DUMB BITCH OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.. KANYE WEST, LADY GAGA, & LETS NOT FORGET LIL MAMA

Okay so you guys know.. that I am NOT one to Celebrity Blog.. In fact I didn't tune into the VMA's until AFTER I watched True Blood & Hung.. Because a Bitch like me has priorities.. and Celebrities and their BULLSHIT is not one of them.. So in any event after my two shows went off.. I tuned in.. I kinda sorta already had an idea of the debauchery that was taking place thanks to my WONDERFUL Twitter Friends and Facebook Fam.. And well I just HAVE TO HAVE TO Speak on this BULLSHIT..

So I have decided that the 2009 VMA DUMB BITCH of the year award.. can not only be given to one person this year but must be given to THREE different DUMB BITCHES who were on some REAL DUMB BITCH SHIT!

The 1st AWARD goes to Kanye West.. Now you can blame it on the alcohol ALL THE FUCK you want but the fact of the matter is that Kanye West is nothing more than DUMB BITCH! First of all he pulled that Dumb Bitch Punk Shit on a CHILD.. Okay... Nigga you gets NO BROWNIE points for that or your PATHETIC WACK ASS apology that I didn't bother or care to read... Cuz Nigga you are just plain fuckin wack.. In fact I WISH Taylor would have SNAPPED and SLAPPED the shit out of your DUMB BITCH ASS with her fucking MOON MAN.. And then Dropped Kicked your wack ass right the fuck up off the stage.. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A JAY-Z AND BEYONCE DICK RIDING MOTHERFUCKER! Because at the end of the day.. You didn't even get up there and talk about your video or how you felt you deserved to win.. Like the BITCH ASS NIGGA that you are you brought poor Beyonce in to it! WTF is wrong with you.. I know you lost your Mama and all but quite frankly I know she is thankful from her grave that she wasn't there to witness that BULLSHIT in the flesh.. Only LORD knows she was turning in her grave from embarrassment.. That is a Little Girl YOU FUCKTARD a child whose thunder you felt the need to steal.. Do us a FAVOR.. and KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF! Because Nigga YOU SUCK! I wish that was my child up there.. I would have BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS UP DOWN AND OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKIN STAGE.. Yeah... MmmHmm you knew who to pull that Bullshit on.. And you pulled it on the right one.. Fuck with a REAL BITCH NEXT TIME YOU HOMO ASS COCKSUCKER! You're a CERTIFIED DUMB BITCH KANYE.. Nothing more & nothing less.. JUST A DUMB BITCH none the less... NEXT!

Okay Lady GaGa.. I understand your need and desire to be different to set yourself apart from the rest and that's cool.. But last night Sweetie.. You just ventured off into DUMB BITCH Land.. What The Fuck is wrong with you Bitch? I mean were you on your way to a Masquerade Ball or were you at one and just didn't have time to change.. I'm just confused.. and to be quite honest with you.. not much scares me.. BUT BITCH you frighten THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF ME.. Until that is... That it was REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM.. That you're an ALIEN! And then it all made sense to me.. The Outfits.. The Blood.. Your Dedication to the Gays & God.. It all made sense.. Greetings from your Homeland.. You FREAK DUMB BITCH! Extra is cool.. Over the top is okay.. BUT BITCH you are just a WALKING TRAGEDY! Stop it you're scaring the HUMANS! Next!

Lil Mama.. Girl what the fuck was on your mind?? I mean I swear for an instant I was just fucking confused.. It actually looked like you were out of breath.. I said to myself.. I didn't know this Bitch was in the song??? Then it dawned on me.. BITCH YOU AIN'T ON THAT SONG! Why the fuck did you carry your DUMB BITCH ASS up there? I mean did Jay invite you.. Did Alecia give you the secret signal.. Or are you from the SAME FUCKIN ALIEN PLANET as GaGa.. Bitch have you lost your motherfuckin mind.. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU get your wack Lip Gloss Poppin ass up on the stage with Jay-Z and Alecia and think that shit would be okay and or welcomed.. Bitch you are wack! Do us a favor..STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE!

Okay that's all I have to say about that.. And KUDOS to the CLASSIEST DIVA on the PLANET Beyonce for giving Taylor her Moment in the Spotlight.. and EXCUSING herself from that TRAGEDY now known as Kanye.. If ever I was a FAN... Beyonce.. You are THEBOMB.com Boo.. Love you!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

LMFAO @ DICK RIDIN ASS DUMB BITCHES.. Yet AGAIN!

What up Y'all!! I know I've been gone for a minute.. BUT A Bitch has been on her Motherfuckin GRIND like No Other.. I had to push My Launch Party Back :o( But All Things come in their time.. SO right now we are looking for a Launch Event sometime in November when The Book.. Are You Fierce Focused and Fabulous or Just Another DUMB BITCH will be Released!! Also.. You can catch me on http://www.dtfradio.com/ STARTING Thursday, October 1st FROM 2 to 5PM!! With My Co-Hostess SuperModel Elisa MoniQue and Music Provided by DA Union's own Young Heat DJ Johnny Han$um!! Tune in and listen to Me interview TODAYS HOTTEST Celebrities and MUCH, MUCH MORE!! I'm going to be getting it in.. REAL.. Boss Bitch Style!!

Also check the streets.. for MY NEW R&B MIXTAPE Have Your Cake & Eat It Too VOLUME I.. Hosted by 718 Ent. DJ BOOF DA Shutdown..

AND.. Last but Not Least.. CABINS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of July CRUISE!! 7 Days, 3 Ports, 7 Parties, & 3 Events!! For More information or to RESERVE YOUR CABIN TODAY... Call Jackie or Fannie @ LIBERTY TRAVEL @ 718.230.4137!!

NOW FOR THE TOPIC @ HAND.. DICK RIDIN DUMB ASS BITCHES!!

I hate when I post a pic up of someone and ALL THESE Dick Ridin Ass Groupies come out the closet screaming about oh I know him/her.. oh that's my peoples..oh we go way back.. BLAH BLAH BLAH and when I ask them if they know or even heard of the Groupie that's claiming them as their BFF of all time.. I ALWAYS get the same fucking answer.. What? Who? Nah Who Dat? SO listen up you DUMB BITCH.. JUST STOP! Because you are embarrassing yourself.. and you just look like the DICK RIDIN DUMB ASS BITCH That You Are! FuckOuttaHere

Kisses,
MsSoSick