Hey All.. Below please find excerpts from I Love My Tan By: Mz. Honey Taylor. She and I share A LOT of the same sentiments!! The book will be coming out next month and I will be sure to keep you all updated! Enjoy!
xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH
ok here are two self TANners (sure ways to end up with a TAN) that are closely related:
* Being stupid.
A man who realizes that you will allow him to do whatever he wants and you’ll accept it, is definitely a TAN. Definitely. So as long as you got a man who you allow to creep off and run around with whom ever he pleases then come back home to you at any hour of the night he’ll remain a TAN.
For example: Hypothetically, if you KNOW that your man spent the night with another woman the day before your family vacation and he comes in the next morning smelling like her on the inside and out and you don’t even put up a tiny little fight. He’s not gon’ change. If all it takes is a few bottles of drank, a couple nights of fucking in a rented cabin and a few pictures of yall smiling lookin happy in the snow to make you happy then you’re stupid and you are the epitome of what a TAN is looking for. Again that was hypothetically speaking. Please don’t be stupid!
* Cashing out
Repeatedly giving out money to keep a man is like repeatedly hooking a fish with bait. You will definitely catch a TAN with this method. Don’t consTANtly pay for his car, his phone, his food, his rent etc…! No solid ass man is going to keep asking you for money time and time again. Yes a couple times is fine, but damn if he’s telling you that you can’t even come see him without breaking him off with some bread then girl keep your money and treat your self to something nice. Shit maybe you should go buy a vibrator or something because you don’t need to be fuckin on that TAN no more.
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lol...one more thing...sorry yall...but answer this...who is thee DUMB BITCH...the main (wifey), whatever you wanna call it...anyways...the MAIN chick n her dude which live together going on a snow trip n having real fun being HAPPY in the snow...or the SIDELINE BITCH that knows they live together (for the past 3 years) that see's her supposedly "nigga less than once a week", n cash's out as well, even lands her ass on the HOE STROLL one time...for a nigga that she barely knows...and then has to write 2 fake ass love poems as well as send a naked flick just to tempt the nigga to come see her the night before him n his wife go on a family vacation...i call that a HOME WRECKING BITCH...well atleast atempted to home wreck, then got pissed when she FINALLY realized she was just a SIDELINE BITCH whom was only good for bottles, booty calls, n $$, which the wifey had been telling her the whole time...like how can you even wanna claim him as your boyfriend...or TAN...lol...hhhmmm...tell me...who is the DUMB BITCH in this situation...honestly????...
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous..
ReplyDeleteThank you for your feedback!! Well I take it you know Mz. Honey?? In any event who are the SUBURBAN WANNA BE's you're calling out, because while you "may" know Mz. Honey you sure as hell don't know me!! LMAO So she was a stripper and a DUMB BITCH before?? And I take it in all of "your" perfectness you've "NEVER" played the fool?? I find that hard to believe. I would call you a hater, but you seem more like a fan. So, I'll tell you what, be sure to pick of a copy of I Love My TAN by: Ms. HoneyTaylor next month. Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to judge her pass, but be proud of the fact that a young black woman is trying her best to get her self and life together so that she can have a better future..
Thank you for you feedback!!
xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH
anonymous sounds like a dumb as fucc ass bitter hoe bag. HELLO r u reading what u r typing for the world to see???
ReplyDeleteheres her pg.... crazy chicc man....
http://www.myspace.com/amani0688
YES i know miss britteni taylor...n NO not hating...just stating facts on how she gon write a book based on US is hella outta pocket...real talk...makin it seem like a whole bunch of shit that it's not...that's why im mad...da SNEAKY BITCH wanna twist words n make it seem like aint shit wrong on her end...UH UH BOO BOO...u waaaaay off track with that one...n im not gon lie i have played the fool, but i never felt i had to retaliate all of our personal business to the public...dats just something a PETTY, MAD BITCH whom feels she has to get revenge cuz she's mad...CONGRATZ on the book gurl...ima c u on top real soon...aint neve a hater just a woman that's speaking the truth...i have a question for you readers...HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF: YOU WERE GOING THROUGH A "HARD TIME" WITH YO NIGGA (AND I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE GON THROUGH THIS AND SOME POINT AND TIME), BUT THEN THE "HATING ASS BITCH" WANNA PUT ALL YALL NEGATIVE BUSINESS ON BLAST....hhhmmmm...how would you feel then???...EXACTLY...Britteni Taylor is not ms goody 2 shoes get that shit right...fassssst...but anywayz im done...i hate dealing with CHILDISH BITCHES that dnt got shit to do but DRAMA...but i felt i had to speak up one time when i seen this shit...Britteni got mothafuckas blinded n fooled out here like she lil miss america...NO BITCH...u aint even close...n MSSOSICK...it's obvious you her friend so i wouldnt even expect you to try n understand my point of view, n dont really care...but hey if you were a real women...then you would recognize anotha REAL WOMAN...HONEY, u outta pocket n u gon get urs real soon...n i highly suggest you dont fuck with me HOE cuz yo life could get flipped round real quick...but i aint too much worried bout u, as long as you keep yo sassy ass mouth shut bout me...ok sweety...like i said earlier...SEE YOU ON TOP BIIIIIIITCH!!!...lmmfao...U FUCKING LAMES n shit but some lil ass gurls...good day all...
ReplyDeleteps: check out my page that anonymous #2 (which im pretty sure is BRITTENI TAYLOR) posted my link to...i gotta cd coming out mid 2010 (MR$. BO$$)...yaaaaay me...lol...oh yea...n u can see all da pics of my dumb ass with my HAPPY ass family 2...N thee snow trip was exceptionally wonderful...oh yuuuuup...u haters laughing at me?...good...im know im doing something right...I LOVE THE FANS...lol...
Hey Annonymous #1..
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you're back, welcome! I'll tell you what, since you apparently plan on visiting My wonderful Blog often, why don't you create a profile and follow along?? Just a suggestion.
For the record, I do not personally know Mz. Honey, nor have I at anytime assumed that she is some sort of fallen angel.
I am a GROWN woman and am very aware of the fact THAT ALL HUMANS come with a pass. I also know, that it is NOT MY PLACE to judge it.
Stop and think for a moment.. If you are as "HAPPY" as you claim to be, why are you internet stalking Honey.. I mean, what lead you to MY BLOG?? You put yourself out there and in turn gave her the chance to expose you for the world to see.. Had you not said anything she would have never posted a link to your MySpace page.. Do you really think strangers would have read her book and said I know who she's talking about!! NO, they wouldn't have. However, thanks to your post and her reply, they now will. In turn all you've done is given her more of an edge and an additional marketing chip. Be wise with your choices and decisions, loose lips, sink ships remember that.
Oh,and it's not that I don't understand your point of view, I don't understand any woman who claims she's "HAPPY" with a serial cheater. How do you find happiness in that situation.. Enlighten me..
Anywho, thank you for your feedback, your comments are always welcome!!
xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH
Hole Ms So Sick... :)
ReplyDeleteYea sweety id rather not make a profile this should be the last time i write back...but ummmm...i appreciate the fact that you are able to respond as an adult...for the record i am NOT in denial, i see the picture VERY CLEARLY, we've had up's we've had down's (just like everyone else in this corrupt world)...my BD n I know what goes on in our daily lives so i dnt feel i have to clarify that...but i am VERY happy...no claims just facts...that's all there is too it...and btw...she's let it known to damn near everyone who it is based on...whether she mentioned names in the book or not...she is messy so that fact has already been "OUT THERE"...i decided to write because i feel that i should state/defend my opinion in some kind of way...on too better news...in case BRITTENI TAYLOR does read this...it's a wonderful thing to be successful and i am not hating on that...CONGRATZ GURL...lol...but come may 22nd the book will NOT be released (sorry, BUT if you would of wrote bout something else i wouldnt have wasted my time, but based on the information and petty get back's you decided to base your book on, i cant allow that to happen)...dnt worry how...just know that YOU WILL get a LEGAL SURPRISE standing in front of "The Ave" with arms wide open on your Birthday/Release Party MAY 22nd...thank you folks...have a WONDERFUL night... :)
hole=hola* (minor mispell)
ReplyDeleteps: n no this is not an attempt...it is a fact...the contracts are signed...and the book will NOT be released...sorry folks...drama=good publicity...too bad all that networking and publicity wont count...sorry BRITTENI TAYLOR...only if you wouldnt have been such a PETTY BITCH...*tisk* *tisk*...i didnt wanna but i had to do it...
ReplyDeletelol...thank you boo...i've already handled him...n as i said...the book will not be published to the public...thee contracts are already signed...come on karma!!!!...lol...oh yea...ms. honey can stick up for her self aint that right BRITTENI TAYLOR???...thank you very much...
ReplyDeletetoodles :)
One more question for you....who is drawing up these legal papers? Your court appointed public defender? hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteblah blah blah...lol...like i said tell brit scary ass to handle her own problems (why does someone else always gotta speak up for her damn, let the child grow up n confront the mistakes she makes)...lol...in case u aint noticed your comments r...hhhmmm...how do i put this...amusing...im on here cuz it's funny fucking wit yall...i aint mad at all...yall talking shit...bout bullshit...im stating facts...soooooo...yea...yall gettin mad 4 no reason is hilarious...n im bored...just got off of work n back from school (got 100% on my test today fans...yaaaay me...LOL), so im educated n paid...hhhhmmmm...who would of thought...get ya facts straight b4 u decide to talk shit...false hating is not hating at all...jus talking bullshit...lol...n yea ms. WA ask brit 4 thee number since you wanna hear my sexci ass voice...lol...n sorry to say yall...but "I LOVE MY TAN" by BRITTENI TAYLOR...will NOT be getting released...it is officially n LEGALLY over with...see you May 22nd at the Ave right??....lmfao...
ReplyDeleteps: baby daddy said it's time to stop feeding into your bullshit...yall not worth the time, i know that, but it's funny to me, but i guess ima say bye now...lol...i hope i kept you no life hoes amused....oh n ms. WA r u ready to get on the track?? (hoe stroll for you lames that dont understand) come out here n fucks wit it...cum sell yo loose ass pussy to these mexicans n make some doe 4 the family like BRITTENI TAYLOR the author of I LOVE MY TAN did... :) :)
peace
naw ima really stop now, i am getting bored with u GOTTA STICK UP 4 THE NEXT HOE BITCHES...so ima continue my lovely life, c yall at the release party (i mean they aint gon b releasing shit, it'll b mess so u might not wanna come, but then again u might have to mop up BRITTENI's tears after dat shit get discontinued...lol, n let me kno wen u ready 2 make that $$$!!
ReplyDeletebye yall...4 real this time, i need to get back to being a woman, yall had me acting like young 4 a second...i apologize...never again will that happen...
i love all the fans...lol...toodles..
Who knows if anyone is still reading this blog...but oh well I am going to post anyway...
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremost I am NOT Anonymous #1 or #2, but what I can promise the both of you without a doubt is that I am MORE educated AND paid than the both of you put together.
With that being said, let me just say this...assuming you both are in your young 20's, you have so much more growing and learning to do. Right now you may have no idea how short life really is, but trust me it is....more importantly you have no idea how the choices you make today will matter tomorrow. You both have done nothing more than wasted valuable time posting blogs that not only defame one another by name no less but you have also humiliated yourself. Why do women need men to degrade us, when we do such a good job of it ourselves? It really is mind boggling.
For the author of the book...you know what, there is not ONE woman (or man for that matter) who can't say she hasn't played the fool -- it's a fact of life. If your book is a way for you to evaluate yourself and perhaps serve as an example of what not to do or accept for the next young girl -- then good for you. With that being said, I hope that you did not use anyone's real name (despite being illegal if you didn't have permission), its just plain wrong. If HOWEVER, you have written the book and used different names and have included a disclaimer statement then you have the right to publish anything you want about YOUR life (even if it anonymously implicates others).
Anonymous #2 says she has somehow managed to stop the publishing/release of your book, somehow I doubt she really has the ability to do that (if you took the necessary/legal steps in writing and getting it published). With that being said -- if for any reason your book release party does not go off without a hitch because she had something to do with it, please respond to this blog and I will gladly assit you in locating a reputable entertainment lawyer. I hope Anonymous #2 knows what she is doing, otherwise she has opened herself up to potentially serious legal liability all because she wanted revenge.
Now for you Anonymous #2 -- many of women have forgiven a low down dirty man...but let me tell you this any man who cheats on you, treats you like crap and the only title he has bestowed on you is "baby momma" aint worth CRAP...please pick up and read Steve Harvey's book. STOP defending him...and stop screaming at the top of your lungs that you are happy, because the only person you are convincing of that is YOU. No woman who is constantly being cheated on is happy...and beleive me, he is still doing it...why do I know this? Because you haven't given him a reason to stop! You are still there, going on vacations, exposing yourself to who knows what disease, claiming him and giving him more power than he should have ever had in the first place. He doesn't respect you! How do I know that? Because if he did, he would have NEVER put you in the position where you feel like you have to defend yourself, him and your "family" on a blog. By the way -- you are not HIS family! If you are not his wife, you are NOT HIS FAMILY!!! Nothing in our society grants family ties to baby mommas and baby daddies -- it's a pathetic ghetto title that woman have claimed because some women have so little self-esteem, its better to have granted yourself a title than have him call you nothing. A man who respect a woman he has a child with, but is not in a relationship with calls her his "children's mother," not his baby momma. Ask any real man that and he will tell you what I say is true.
Now do I understand you being mad and hurt as all get out that this girl put your business on blast? Of course I do. But only you have power over how you chose to react to situations. Instead you have given her power over you...and don't say you haven't because you have. If you didn't, you would have NOT posted any of these responses. Perhaps a better solution, would be to write your own book or song about it and get paid too!!!
Whatever happens to all of you, I hope you find a way to move on from this nonsense. 10 years from now you all will look back and realize none of it (not even the pathetic TAN) was worth it.
And for you Ms. So Sick -- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! Even though I feel so sad for these young ladies, it's posts like this that remind those of us who are a bit older, that our younger sisters still need mentoring and encouragement.