Excerpts FROM I Love My TAN By: Mz Honey Taylor

Hey All.. Below please find excerpts from I Love My Tan By: Mz. Honey Taylor. She and I share A LOT of the same sentiments!! The book will be coming out next month and I will be sure to keep you all updated! Enjoy!

xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH


ok here are two self TANners (sure ways to end up with a TAN) that are closely related:
* Being stupid.
A man who realizes that you will allow him to do whatever he wants and you’ll accept it, is definitely a TAN. Definitely. So as long as you got a man who you allow to creep off and run around with whom ever he pleases then come back home to you at any hour of the night he’ll remain a TAN.
For example: Hypothetically, if you KNOW that your man spent the night with another woman the day before your family vacation and he comes in the next morning smelling like her on the inside and out and you don’t even put up a tiny little fight. He’s not gon’ change. If all it takes is a few bottles of drank, a couple nights of fucking in a rented cabin and a few pictures of yall smiling lookin happy in the snow to make you happy then you’re stupid and you are the epitome of what a TAN is looking for. Again that was hypothetically speaking. Please don’t be stupid!

* Cashing out
Repeatedly giving out money to keep a man is like repeatedly hooking a fish with bait. You will definitely catch a TAN with this method. Don’t consTANtly pay for his car, his phone, his food, his rent etc…! No solid ass man is going to keep asking you for money time and time again. Yes a couple times is fine, but damn if he’s telling you that you can’t even come see him without breaking him off with some bread then girl keep your money and treat your self to something nice. Shit maybe you should go buy a vibrator or something because you don’t need to be fuckin on that TAN no more.

How Many Clues does it take for a DUMB BITCH NIGGA to get it!?!

Hey Ladies..

Now I know I'm not alone on this topic.. How many times have you tried to give a DUMB ASS NIGGA subtle hints that you are NOT interested in him?? And no matter how PC you try to be he just completely disregards your hints and insists on pursuing you to no avail obviously?? Is that not THE MOST ANNOYING shit EVER?? Ughhh

Listen here you DUMB ASS NIGGA if a woman likes you she will let you know.. If she isn't giving you ANY FUCKING RHYTHM what so ever.. THEN BACK THE FUCK OFF!! Fall back and play your fucking position.. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!!! If you give her your # and she doesn't use it, she doesn't even mention the fact that you gave it to her.. SHE's NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!! If she liked you she would call you or at least let you know she got the # and will call you soon, or at least say thank you for the #.. SHE WILL GIVE YOU SOME SORT OF HINT!!! If she likes you.. If she SAYS AND DOES NOTHING she DOESN'T LIKE you.. FALL THE FUCK BACK.. FUCK OFF.. AND LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!!! The more you press the issue the MORE DESPERATE YOU LOOK!! And, please believe she's told ALL of her friends how fucking annoying you are, how she doesn't like you, and how you have 1 more time to press her before she hurts your fucking feelings!! Oh, and please believe YOU are the butt of all her jokes!! They are all laughing at you!!

Another thing you DUMB ASS NIGGA.. If a woman has a man, or is on a public forum MySpace, Facebook, Twitter what ever and lists her status as IN A RELATIONSHIP that means she doesn't want to be bothered!! LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!! If a woman wants to be pursued trust me when I tell you she is listing her status as SINGLE!! NOT married, engaged, or otherwise unavailable!! NOBODY LIKES A DESPERATE ASS NIGGA!! It's actually quite an UNATTRACTIVE QUALITY!! So just stop, and be still.. RE-EVALUATE the situation.. Ask yourself.. Damn, how fucking pathetic and desperate do I seem right now?? I keep giving this chic hints that I'm interested and she keeps brushing me off!! The ANSWER..REALLY FUCKING PATHETIC YOU DUMB BITCH ASS NIGGA!!! LMAO @ you, ill you disgust me!


xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

Pathetic Dumb Bitches

Dumb Bitches let me clue your simple asses in on something, LMAO.. You may be able to lie to yourself and convince yourself that your own untruths are the truth.. However, the world sees you as you are.. NOT as you would like to be seen.

We see a pathetic DUMB BITCH that's full of shit, that's so ashamed to be who she is that she makes up stories of grandeur to appear to be more than what and who she truly is..

It's sad, you're sad, you're a sad pathetic DUMB ASS BITCH!

xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

STOP lowering the bar you DUMB BITCH!!

Hey All!!

Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend.. I enjoyed mine ;o)

In any event.. Today, I want to rant and rave about DUMB BITCHES that insist on lowering the bar because they have NO self-worth or they have NO CLUE as to what their worth is..

I'll tell you why I hate these particular DUMB ASS BITCHES.. I hate them because when a nigga that used to fuck with them approaches me.. He's caught off guard.. See because of that DUMB BITCH he's used to NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.. he is used to being praised for being mediocre.. I ONLY PRAISE greatness!! I don't give a fuck if you're a father to your children.. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT DUMB ASS!! I don't care if you pay the rent.. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY THAT DUMB ASS!! I don't give a fuck if any man does what HE IS SUPPOSED TO DO, because who the fuck praises me for doing what the fuck I'm supposed to do??? NO ONE that's who!

But these pathetic ass bitches who ain't use to shit.. praise these simple motherfuckers for everything.. SO when he run up on a REAL BITCH like me.. What's the 1st thing he says.. YOU'RE SPOILED.. YOU WANT TOO MUCH.. DAMN AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?? DAMN NIGGAS REALLY DO ALL THAT?? AHHH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER THEY DO!! It takes GREATNESS TO FUCK WITH GREATNESS!! And I my dear..AM FUCKING GREAT!! I hate bitches that ain't used to shit.. so when a nigga take her dumb ass through the drive thru she has to call and "brag" I'm like damn.. not only are you a DUMB BITCH but you're PATHETIC and you're fucking up the game for a REAL BITCH like ME!! Ughhh.. I hate these bitches, they get on my fucking nerves.. and because they haven't figured out how to be a real bitch such as myself... what do they do.. That's right.. HATE because that's all a DUMB BITCH like that can do.. Is HATE on MY GREATNESS.. Don't hate you DUMB BITCH..STEP UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GAME!!!

xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

New Posts Coming Tomorrow!!

Hey All...

Sorry I've been neglecting you.. But rest assured that I'm gonna have some real good shit for you come tomorrow!!

Hope you all enjoyed your weekend and managed to stay clear of DUMB BITCH situations!!

I know I did!! Owwww

xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

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Stay Tuned For More Info!!!


xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH

YOU UNGRATEFUL DUMB BITCH YOU!!!

Hey All..

This post is about UNGRATEFUL ASS MEN!!! Yeah Ya'll know the type!!! And I'm about to put all their little UNGRATEFUL ASSES on motherfucking BLAST!!

I can't stand you UNGRATEFUL FUCKTARDS!! You walk around acting like you are God's gift to women, when ALL YOU REALLY ARE IS A FUCKING BURDEN!! Your woman puts up with you, because she LOVES YOU.. NOT because she can't find another man.. Let me rephrase.. NOT because she can't find a man... Because lets face it.. WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE NO MAN!! JUST A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR ONE!! What You need to do, is a get a grip, and find a fucking clue!! You're a fucking loser and a disgrace to all REAL MEN!! You want to know why Your woman doesn't want to fuck You much less suck your nasty ass dick?? Because YOU FUCKING DISGUST HER!! Every time she look at you.. all she wants to do is VOMIT!!! Just the fucking sight of you makes her want to slap the fucking shit out of your good for nothing lazy ass!! YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING WEIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH ASS NIGGA!!

And for all of you Motherfuckers, that go to jail and complain about how your woman up and left you, this is WHY!! BECAUSE the DUMB BITCH motherfucker that came before you left a DISGUSTING TASTE IN HER MOUTH!!! She did ALL OF THAT FUCKING TIME WITH HIM!!!!! And for what?? SO he could turn around and FUCK A 16 YEAR OLD!!! Yeah.. He thought she wouldn't find out... hehehe ;o/ BUT SHE DID.. AND SHE WHIPPED HIS MOTHERFUCKING ASS WITH AN EXTENSION CHORD!!! LMAO.. That's right she BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER like he stole something!!! HAHAHAH.. Serves his DUMB BITCH ASS right!! Stupid Ass Ungrateful Motherfucker!!!

ALL YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS BETTER TAKE HEED TO WHAT I'M SAYING...

1. YOU ARE NOT GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN
2. YOU ARE A BURDEN
3. YOUR WOMAN (IF SHE IS SMART) WILL LEAVE YOUR PATHETIC ASS
4. NO ONE ELSE WILL WANT YOUR SORRY ASS

When your woman comes home tonight... Have the house cleaned, and dinner cooked, LMAO because face it..YOU'RE THE BITCH IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!!! You Dumb Ungrateful Motherfucker!!!

xoxo

Ms I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH