DUMB BITCHES who allow their world to REVOLVE around MEN!!

I don't even know where to start with these particular DUMB BITCHES..

Okay Ladies.. We all know one of these, you call her and ask her if she wants to go out to grab a bite to eat, or have a few drinks, or maybe even a movie and what's the VERY 1st THING this DUMB BITCH says.. Oh, that sounds cool BUT let me call "FILL IN NAME HERE" to make sure we're NOT doing anything.. I'm like okay, did you guys have plans or at least maybe even discuss going out tonight, and what does she say .. Oh, no but I just want to make "SURE" he doesn't want to do anything.. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! These DUMB BITCHES get under my fucking skin with their needy, desperate, and pathetic fucking behavior!! LISTEN UP YOU DUMB BITCH, if that motherfucker wanted to go out with you he would have told you so already, and if he is in the habbit of calling you last minute, then you're an even bigger DUMB BITCH than I originally thought, because this would mean not only does your world revolve around him, but that you are at his beck and call as well!! STOP allowing your world to revolve around him!! If one of your friends calls you up and says lets roll, if that motherfucker hasn't called you to do anything just fucking go with her, because I'll tell you what's going to happen, when he calls and you're out he's going to APPRECIATE the fact that you have your own fucking life and that you are not entirely CO-DEPENDENT on him!! It's OKAY to have a fucking life!! Because at the end of the day, when that same motherfucker does some fucked up shit to you, who is the 1st person you call?? That's right that same friend that you insist on treating as a 2nd class citizen!! Meanwhile when you call him what does he say to you, you DUMB BITCH?? Oh I'm with Craig and them WHEN WE FINISH I'll call you back then, because guess what.. When he has plans with his friends he's sticking to them, because he already knows THAT YOU WILL BE RIGHT THERE WAITING ON HIM LIKE THE DUMB BITCH YOU ARE!!!

NEXT.. If you make plans with your girlfriends to go somewhere and he calls you the day of and says lets go somewhere, Instead of saying OKAY LIKE THE DESPERATE EAGER BEAVER YOU ARE, say well honey, I already have plans for tonight, but if you want I can come over when I'M DONE or we can hang out tomorrow!! STOP ALLOWING YOUR WORLD TO REVOLVE AROUND HIM!! Because I can guarantee you THAT HIS WORLD DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU DUMB DESPERATE BITCH!! And another thing, do NOT invite him along!! Your girlfriends want to hang out with YOU not with YOU & YOUR MAN, and if you're single friend is always encouraging you to invite your man out with the two of you.. WATCH YOUR BACK YOU DUMB BITCH, because she's TRYING TO FUCK HIM AND USE YOUR DUMB ASS TO GET TO HIM!! Most women DO NOT want to go out with YOU & YOUR MAN if she DOES NOT HAVE AN ESCORT OF HER OWN!!! Please stop being NAIVE you DUMB BITCH!! Learn how to read in between the lines!!

Just remember this, you can be a GOOD WOMAN to your man with out allowing your world to revolve around him!! And just because you are alone, does not mean that you have to feel lonely!! Learn how to enjoy your solitude and your own company.. NO ONE LIKES A CLINGY BITCH!! Get it? Got it? Good!!

Another thing ladies.. If this DUMB BITCH is your friend DON'T be afraid to ask her.. Damn BITCH does YOUR WORLD HAVE TO REVOLVE around him?? Ughhh.. Get a grip and find a fucking clue, you're in the house ALONE because apparently he's too busy for you!! UNLIKE YOU HE HAS A FUCKING LIFE, YOU DUMB BITCH!!

xoxo
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH