CABINS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of JULY CRUISE!!!

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You are ALL CORDIALLY INVITED... To the..
1st ANNUAL MsSoSick & FRIENDS 4th of July CRUISE.. ABOARD the Carnival LIBERTY!!!

The Ship debarks on Saturday, July 3rd Out of the Port of Miami and returns on Saturday, July 10th!
The Ship will be visiting the ports of Ocho Rios, Jamaica, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands, AND Cozumel, Mexico!!

!!ALL RATES ARE PER PERSON & ARE BASED ON DOUBLE OCCUPANCY!!

Inside Cabin: $1,195.00 PER PERSON

Ocean View Cabin: $1,305.00 PER PERSON

Balcony Cabin: $1,455.00 PER PERSON

Suite: $1,985.00 PER PERSON

Pent-House Suite: $2,585.00 PER PERSON

TRIPPLE & QUAD OCCUPANCY RATES WILL BE GIVEN UPON REQUEST

IF YOU SPENT THIS 4TH OF JULY SEARCHING FOR A BBQ OR SOMETHING TO DO.. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN NEXT YEAR!!

JOIN ME AS I TAKE OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN & WEST INDIES!!

*****EXCLUSIVE PARTIES & EVENTS****
4th of JULY ON DECK POOL PARTY!!! Music will be provided by one of the BEST VJ's IN NYC!!! So while we slip and slide into the pool all of our favorite tunes and videos will be playing on the NEW 22*12 MEGATRON SCREEN!!

Captains Dinner Night.. MASQUERADE BALL!!

EROTIC POETRY PERFORMANCE: By the as seen on HBO REAL SEX: Punany Poets... Followed by a PAJAMA & LIGERIE PARTY!!

CONCERT PERFORMANCES: By Todays Hottest Artists

COMEDY SHOWS: By the FUNNIEST COMICS EVER

July 7th - Michael Jackson GOLD & WHITE Affair (1 YEAR TRIBUTE) + MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

***RESERVE YOUR CABIN WITH ONLY $25.00 DOWN UNTIL AUGUST, 30TH 2009***

FOR MORE INFO ON THE CRUISE OR TO RESERVE YOUR CABIN PLEASE CONTACT: OWEN MITCHELL of Mass Appeal Travel Agency in Brooklyn, NY!! 347*365*4353

CABIN PRICES INCLUDE.. YOUR CABIN, Taxes, ALL FOOD & NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, AS WELL AS ALL OF OUR EXCLUSIVE PARTIES & EVENTS!!!

***CABINS ARE LIMITED SO MAKE SURE YOU RESERVE YOURS EARLY... OR RISK GETTING LEFT AT THE DOCK***

GREAT Times ON Lip Service with Angela Yee, Leah Rose, CoCo, & Ice-T

Hey All..

I had a GREAT time up at Lip Service on Shade45 tonight!! I have pics COMING SOON! I got a chance to meet CoCo & Ice-T who are a lovely couple by the way!!

The Highlight of my evening was.. FEELING ON CoCo's ASS!! LMAO and I am here to tell all of you Hatin Flat Ass Dumb Bitches .. THAT IT IS 100% REAL!! It jiggles, wiggles, & errthing else that a Real Fat Ass can do.. I think she even made it clap too! LMAO.. and I know its real.. Because I HAVE ONE you Dumb Bitch UNLIKE You!

I got on AIR the last 10 minutes of the show.. But Lawd Have Mercy I was too damn star stuck to speak, LMAO even when Ice-T urged me too.. I have a lot to learn.. LOL.. And by the way..
Ice-T said he LOVES THE NAME OF MY BLOG>>> My 1st celebrity endorsement.. Hmmm Maybe LOL

In any event.. Malcolm who books the talent had to remind me to plug my After Work Mixer/ MODEL Casting Call.. which is at Kush Lounge from 6-11PM in NYC 191 Chrystie Street! (Shameless Plug.. I know) LOL or I would have totally forgotten what I was up at the show for.. Jesus, May, & Joseph! Pray for me y'all!! LOL

Anywho.. I had a great time.. Angela is gonna make a Cameo at My Mixer TODAY so you Dumb Bitches should be there too! And I may be back on the show.. to actually Speak.. LMAO Next Monday!! I'll keep you guys posted.. And post Pics SOON!

It's Lip Service BITCH Monday Nights 8-10PM with Angela Yee & Leah Rose!!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas

Hello Bitches..

Hope everyone has been enjoying their summer thus far.. I know I haven't updated the Blog a lot lately.. But A BITCH been working overtime.. Register at http://www.mssosick.com/ for UPDATES on ALL of my UPCOMING PROJECTS & EVENTS!!

Now onto the subject of the day: Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas! Ughhh

I am so fucking SICK of Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Niggas!! Y'all know the kind.. Living at HOME with THEIR fucking Mama.. And always YAPPIN about How They stay FRESH.. Or those WACK ASS Niggas in the club.. you know the ones.. 5 sorry Ass Motherfuckers on 1 fucking Bottle?? FuckOuttaHere!! They get under my fuckin skin!! And then they have the nerve to talk about what kind of woman they would or wouldn't date.. Nigga YOU LIVE WITH YOUR FUCKIN MAMA FOR CHRIST SAKES!! You need to date which ever DUMB BITCH is pressed & desperate enough to date you.. Who the FUCK ARE YOU to be selective.. Have you lost your fucking mind?!? If I can't get up in the middle of the night and walk to your fridge BUTT ASS NAKED to get a glass of juice.. YOU'RE A WACK DUMB BITCH ASS NIGGA.. And its about time someone told you that!! If a Chic calls your house and you have to say let me hit you back from my cell because someones on the other line for my MAMA you're a Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Nigga!! What you need to do is STEP UP YOUR SORRY ASS GAME and MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE YOU WACK ASS BASTARD YOU!! Ughhh

And I'm sick & fucking tired of YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES that date these Wack Dumb Bitch Ass Niggas!! What the fuck is wrong with you.. Bitch work on your fucking self-esteem.. Because if you're over 25 and you live with your Mama and your man lives with his.. BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC DUMB ASS BITCHES!! Ughhh

I don't want to hear shit about how ANY OF YOU WACK ASS BITCHES OR NIGGAS stay FRESH if you DON'T PAY RENT/MORTGAGE.. AND a CAR NOTE + Insurance.. of course you can stay FRESH because you're still living a CHILDS LIFE.. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAG!!! Who the fuck do you think you're IMPRESSING OTHER THAN SOME DUMB ASS BITCH WITH LOW.. FUCK THAT NO SELF-ESTEEM?!? You're NOT Impressing any REAL WOMAN OR MAN.. You're just impressing other DUMB BITCHES like yourself!!

AND PLEASE PLEASE STOP TRYING to talk to women who are driving a better car than YOU!! LMMFAO.. What the FUCK makes YOU think a Bitch pushing an '09 wants a loser pushing a '99?? OMG .. I'm literally LAUGHING AT YOU DUMB DELUSIONAL LOSERS!! Get Your MIND RIGHT NIGGA & step up your motherfucking game!

Stop taking Chics back to your Moms crib, Stop Braggin about the new kicks you just copped with the Polo to match for the club, & STOP THINKIN YOU'RE HOT.. CUZ NIGGA THE QUEEN IS HERE TO TELL YOU that... YOU'RE NOT!

GROW THE FUCK UP & GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.. Because while you may be of age.. YOU'RE A LONG FUCKING WAY FROM BEING A MAN!! You Wack DUMB BITCH Ass Nigga!

Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses Bitches,

MsSoSick

The OFFICIAL Flyer for The OFFICIAL After work Mixer/MODEL Casting Call

Send Any inquiries to MsSoSick@aim.com

Regiter For Updates!!

Hey All..

www.MsSoSick.com is finally under construction!! It's ready to launch at the end of next month!! Please be sure to visit the site and Register for updates regarding ALL of my Upcoming Events & Projects!!

It's a Hostile TakeOver and its coming to a City near YOU!!

We begin filming the TV Show that is due to air in October THIS WEEK at Exclusive Venues and Events across the City!

The Casting Call/After Work Mixer is at the end of this month Tuesday 7/28 at Kush Lounge on Chrystie St. from 6pm-11pm.. DJ Johnny Ha$um is on the 1's & 2's (DA Union is in the Building)! Geo Don and DJ_Profile/Malcolm will be judging the contest along with ME! And Newz of Blok Gang/Murder Inc. Records will be making a Special Guest Appearance!! This is more than just a Casting Call.. It's a MIXER Bitches.. $20.00 Door Cover ALL NIGHT if you're NOT on the CLOSED & EXCLUSIVE Guest List!

Models wishing to Pre-Register for this event or parties wishing to reserve a table for BOTTLE SERVICE should send an e-mail to MsSoSick@aim.com

***Promoters, Comedians, Venue Owners*** If you would like to have your Party, Event, or Show Featured and or Showcased on my TV Show: Bitch About It with MsSoSick for Season 1 please send an email to MsSoSick@aim.com PRIOR to 7/27 and in the subject line write Pricing & Booking. My PR will be sure to get back to you ASAP.

The Official MsSoSick Launch Party is Coming 8/27!! Stay tuned for all of the details..

The Book: Are You Fierce, Focused, & Fabulous or Just Another DUMB BITCH is due to be released this Fall!!

BUT you have to visit and register at www.MsSoSick.com for Details!!

Kisses Bitches..

Oh and LAST but most certainly NOT least.. Cabbins for the 1st Annual.. MsSoSick & Friends: What Happens on the High Seas Stays on the High Seas CRUISE GO ON SALE THIS MONTH!! Email me for details MsSoSick@aim.com

Kisses Bitches.. I'm out!
MsSoSick

Is That YOUR Kid??

Hey All,

Before I discuss THE DUMB BITCH of The Day.. Let me first say that today the Michael Jackson Memorial was simply AMAZING and it brought tears to my eyes.. I've never been a Big Fan of The Reverend Al Sharpton, but with one line he has managed to redeem himself in my eyes.. "There wasn't NOTHING strange about your Daddy" Take us To CHURCH AL! In my opinion those seven words were the most important of the day, the weight that they must have lifted off of the shoulders of his children is truly unimaginable.. I thought ALL of the performances were wonderful, but when Michael's Daughter Paris spoke.. Lord Have Mercy I was a TRAIN WRECK.. Her words.. so simple and yet so heartfelt.. I've cried over his death and I've never even met the man.. But yet his Music has touched me in such a way that I've taken his death quite personally... Some don't understand how I can mourn a man that I've never met.. And I don't understand how they can't.. I think at some level.. no matter how shallow.. We all knew Michael.. He was a part of my childhood, my adulthood, and in my opinion a simply EXTRA-Ordinary Human Being, and I am Honored to say that I walked the earth when he did, I feel privileged to have a memory of running home to see the "Do You Remember The Time" Video Primere on NETWORK Television!! I feel BLESSED to have witnessed his Legacy, and I am stricken with grief and filled with sorrow now that he has gone.. The World has truly lost an Angel. Rest In Peace Michael Joseph Jackson: The KING of Pop and THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER TO EVER WALK THE EARTH! Loved by Many, Hated by Few, BUT Forgotten by NONE!

Now on to the DUMB BITCH of the day.. and ironically enough Michael Jackson is the inspiration for this post.. AND NO I AM NOT SAYING MJ WAS A DUMB BITCH.. I'M SAYING.. YOU ARE YOU FUCKTARD!

I am sick and FUCKING tired of people talking about Michael Jackson's children NOT being his! Sick and Fucking TIRED! So I'm about to set the record straight and school you DUMB BITCHES all at the same fucking time!

Sex, Sperm, & Blood - DO NOT MAKE YOU A DADDY! It may cause you to FATHER a CHILD however it DOES NOT Make You a DADDY! You FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAG BITCHES talk about how those weren't or aren't Michael Jackson's children.. YET you have Children that you've fathered and you don't love, care, provide, or PROTECT! Yet you open your IGNORANT fucking mouth to say that Michael isn't a FATHER?? When I would BET MY FUCKING LIFE that YOU aren't half.. FUCK HALF a FRACTION of the Daddy to the children you fathered that Michael was to those children! Those three precious Babies may not be the Fruit of his Loin, they may not be The Flesh of his Flesh, or the Blood of his Blood, But they were his HEART & SOUL they were EVERYTHING that made him HUMAN & HAPPY.. He Loved, Cared For, Provided For, & Protected those Three Children with EVERY FIBER of his Being.. and I am here to tell you MISGUIDED FUCKTARDS that.. That is EXACTLY what a Daddy is! He raised those Children from BIRTH He was All they Had, and He was all that they know and from the lips of Young Paris's Mouth to your IGNORANT ASS EARS he was the best Daddy in the world.. Do you think her pain is any less? Or is Blanket's pain any less? Is Prince Michael's Pain any less because they're DNA doesn't match?? NO YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! Where the fuck are your children? When was the last time you did something for them? When was the last time you spent time with them? When was the last time you looked at them and said Daddy LOVES YOU?!? Probably not recently Because half fuxk that 99% of you ignorant sons of bitches don't even live with your children.. Half of you ignorant sons of bitches don't give a fuck about your children yet you say Michael was no Father.. That he was not their Daddy.. Well I SAY.. That he was a BETTER FATHER to those Three Children that ARE NOT OF HIS LOIN, FLESH, or BLOOD than you could ever be or will ever be to the BASTARD CHILDREN YOU FATHERED! Who the FUCK ARE YOU to JUDGE HIM? Half of you Bastards don't even know what size clothing your Children wear and you live in the next building over, or down the corner, or ten minutes away.. Half or probably 99% of you have NO WILLS or NO WAY to care for the Children YOU FATHERED after you're gone.. Because you don't even GIVE A FUCK ENOUGH TOO.. Yet and still you have the audacity to say Michael was NOT their DADDY.. Nigga check your fucking self.. and realize right here and right now.. That yeah.. YOU may be a FATHER but motherfucker you don't even know Half of the JOY that comes from being a DADDY.. Michael does.. And at the end of the day.. As long as HIS CHILDREN KNOW IT.. That's all that matters!

So on behalf of Michael's THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.. Please go SUCK A DICK UP.. Until you Hiccup!!!


Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

The 1st ANNUAL MsSoSick & Friends WHAT HAPPENS ON THE HIGH SEAS STAYS ON THE HIGH SEAS 4th of JULY CRUISE!!

Hey All,

CABINS for The Highly Anticipated .. 1st Annual MsSoSick & Friends: WHAT HAPPENS ON THE HIGH SEAS STAYS ON THE HIGH SEAS 4TH OF JULY CRUISE will Go On Sale July, 29th 2009!! Space is LIMITED so Book Your Cabin Early! And be sure to STAY TUNED on how to WIN A FREE ONE!! I will be touring the country and running sweepstakes NATION WIDE!! I assure you .. THIS IS ONE EVENT THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS!

FEATURED EVENTS: Private ON DECK 4th of JULY Pool Party LOCATION (The Atlantic Ocean Baby)!!, Captains Night Masquerade Ball (Time to Get Your Sexy ON Ladies)!!, Comedy Shows, Erotic Poetry Performances, Concerts, AND Music By: NYC's HOTTEST DJ's!! And So Much MORE!! You've NEVER Witnessed an EVENT like THIS!!

Prices WILL INCLUDE: CABINS, ENTRY TO ALL EVENTS, ALL FOOD ABOARD THE SHIP: DESERT, ROOM SERVICE, NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, with a FEW ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES TOO!!

Airfare MUST BE PURCHASED SEPARATELY!!

THE SHIP WILL DEBARK FROM THE PORT OF MIAMI ON SATURDAY, JULY 3RD, 2010 & RETURN ON THURSDAY, JULY 8TH, 2010!!

We Will be visiting the SEXIEST PORTS on the PLANET: Ocho Rios, Jamaica & The Grand Cayman Islands!! (SHORE EXCURSIONS MUST BE PURCHASED SEPARATELY)!!

CABINS GO ON SALE 7/29/09 & THE FIRST DEPOSIT OF $200.00 WILL BE DUE ON 8/29/09!!
CABINS ARE LIMITED SO BOOK YOURS EARLY OR RISK GETTING LEFT AT THE DOCK!!

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO BOOK YOUR CABIN EMAIL ME AT: MsSoSick@aim.com

I'll see you on the sea Bitches!

Kisses,
MsSoSick

The Disaster known as the Toya & Tiny Show on BET

Hey All,

So you know I don't like discussing celebrities, but these two DUMB BITCHES could hardly be classified as celebrities so here it goes..

FIRST lets talk about Toya.. Cute girl, Ex-Wife & BabyMama to the UGLIEST NIGGA ON THE PLANET Lil Wayne! Now Lil Wayne recently racked up on awards and everyone was saying how hot he is.. I totally disagree but what ever.. I mean Lollipop?? I am so over grown ass men making songs about fucking CANDY! But again that is neither here nor there.. This UGLY MOTHERFUCKER is always talking about how much money he has... YET his Ex-Wife and Daughter are driving around town in A FUCKING HONDA ACCORD !! A HONDA ACCORD?? Are you fucking kidding me?!? Now don't get me wrong, because a HONDA ACCORD is a nice enough car, and it's extremely reliable.. HOWEVER, if My Ex-Husband was constantly rapping about how much money he has and how his pinkie rings cost $100,00.00 dollars.. Uhhh WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE DRIVING A $35,000 IF THAT CAR?? Are you fucking serious.. Apparently this DUMB BITCH has no fucking friends and hired someone off the back of a Kellogg's box as her Divorce Attorney.. Because if that BUTT UGLY MOTHERFUCKER was MY Ex-Husband I'd be pushing a fucking Lambo or Bentley or SPACE SHIP with speeds of up to Mach10 out this motherfucker!! But a HONDA ACCORD would NOT be acceptable! He'd have to give that shit to his Mama because he sure as hell wouldn't be giving it to me!! A HONDA ACCORD, please Any BITCH that can stomach fucking his UGLY ASS deserves a BENTLEY! His Ex-Wife and the mother of his Child driving around town in a Honda Accord looking for her Crack Head Ass Mama is SO NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE!

Toya you're a DUMB BITCH for even accepting that BULLSHIT! And you need to get rid of your "Friends" because Bitch you ain't got none! Lil Wayne you're a DUMB BITCH for CONSTANTLY rapping about how much money you have and thinking its okay that you're Ex-Wife & Child are driving around town in A FUCKING HONDA ACCORD and You're UGLY.. You look like HOT SHIT on a STICK on the hottest day of the year.. YUCK, Oh Lord.. I think I'm about to vomit!

SECOND.. We have Toya, T.I.'s BabyMama (Well at least the most recent one to my understanding) Now she's not so much of a DUMB BITCH as she is an UGLY BITCH!! She has got to be one of the UGLIEST BITCHES on the Planet!! How the FUCK did T.I.'s cute ass get hard to fuck her and stay hard long enough to nut in her MORE THAN ONCE!?! Shit like this forces me to believe in God, The Devil, & Miracles.. Because clearly the fact that it went down explains at least one of those phenomenons! I mean THIS BITCH IS BEASTLY!! I used to always say she looked like a human version of Ms. Piggy until My Daughters GodMother pointed out that what she looked like was Ms. Piggy & Mariah Carey's LOVE CHILD GONE WRONG! Terribly WRONG!! This Bitch is HIDEOUS!! How the fuck did she get that UGLY?? Was she born that way? Was it some freak accident that left her that way? WHAT WAS IT?? OMG of all the celebrities that invest in plastic surgery why won't she??? I mean she doesn't need plastic surgery as much as she needs RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY but fuck it.. Every little bit helps right.. Because that BITCH needs A LOT I mean TONS of Fucking help! Damn that's an Ugly Bitch if ever there was one! .. In any event. before watching the show I was hungry, after looking at her ass for 15 minutes all signs of Hunger had diminished.. Leading me to my NEXT Million Dollar Idea.. The Tiny Diet.. All you have to do is stare at THIS BEASTLY LOOKING BITCH for 15 minutes.. And it will immediately and spontaneously suppress your appetite leading to.. WEIGHT LOSS... I haven't patented this idea yet.. But I will first thing in the morning because I can't have one of you FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAGS stealing my GREAT FUCKING IDEA! I know how you Bitches do! OMG and to hear the BITCH speak is even more painful.. "Wut et Lutt Lite" Huhh? WTF is this UGLY BITCH speaking in the Fifth Language?? WTF is that supposed to mean.. "What it look like"? Bitch please ENUNCIATE because you are TOO FUCKING UGLY to sound THAT FUCKING IGNORANT!! So please .. Get a speech therapist and handle it! I mean your career is in the can FOR GOOD, your MAN is in Jail, and you ARE UGLY AS SHIT! So do something with yourself.. Surgery or Therapy you chose...BUT BITCH PLEASE DO SOMETHING!

Dumb Bitch Down!

Kisses,
Ms. I am so sick of that DUMB BITCH